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Sep
16th
Wed
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I’m pretty sure I just drank windex

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Overhead: ” that’s how you get into a girls pants, you talk about the war in Iraq”

Sep
14th
Mon
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Sunday=recovery day. Relaxing with face masks and peaceful music. I wish we had cucumbers for our eyes. http://yfrog.com/0998ij

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Sometimes I wish Google Maps had a “Avoid the ghetto” option

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He said, “I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it” She said, “You wear pants don’t you?”

Sep
13th
Sun
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And now I’m at a German festival. How random, I love my life

Sep
12th
Sat
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I love my life! Riding around the city in s freaking limo!!

Sep
10th
Thu
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Sep
9th
Wed
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Did I just say “reg snick”? Yea it happens.

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I just stepped on a tac and a cheerio simultaneously. Good times.