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2009

December

November

October

September 44

August 39

July 47

June 59

May 77

April 73

March 94

February 96

January 131

2008

December 136

November 123

October 119

September 121

August 143

July 136

June 141

May 229

April 254

March 135

February 126

January 109

2007

December 53

November 62

October 102

September 109

August 65

July 63

June 13

May 15

April 22

March 20

February 1

January 1

Reunited and it feels so good reunited cuz we understood theres 1 perfect fit & sugar this one...

You are my human holiday

Kevin Rose: “If you want to get laid, become a gymnast”

I just went to a Dunkin Donuts that I haven’t been to in a while and the employees said...

The time I brought an entire family to...

My sister typed out “Eyetunes” instead of “itunes” by mistake. She also told...

I am currently wearing a Star Wars costume made for a six year old.

Just found a long lost stuffed animal named Eleanor. I gave it a big hug and couldn’t stop...

5 year old James: “if girls don’t have penises what do they have?” My response:...

In Alabama it is illegal to play dominos on Sunday

I hate my tiny little bladder

In Minnesota women may face up to 30 years in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.

I am enjoying a Chocolate chip cookies, and a giant cherry slurpee with a candy straw. It’s...

3 yr old Peter “watch out for the poop on the stairs” I asked him how it got there he...

I started my car and started to drive. 3 minutes later I was screaming. What I thought was a leaf on...

Step Moms and Robotic Bugs

Overheard: “I am 21 years old and I just peed my pants, and not just a little, it was like...

Oh hey Blink 182!

I can’t believe I’m seeing Fall Out Boy in concert again…Involuntarily for the...

So Travis Barker can fly…

Well my hair is getting longer and I’m still really sexy.

The highlight of my day is my new blue polka dotted hamper. It’s the small things in life that...

Hey let’s accessorize giant pink ants then...

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you start looking for roadkill.

7 year old girl: “Let’s talk marriage Annette” Me: “What about it?”...

Trying to brush my teeth while experiencing hiccups at the same time is pretty much awful

I’m doing the “new shoes dance” and couldn’t be happier about it.

OH: “Don’t touch my penis like it’s a rabbit”

The wine smells like paint but tastes like polka dots.

I love the word “marionette” because it sounds like “marry Annette” and my...

Little Peter thinks he’s a fireman. It’s all fun and games until he hears a siren in the...

3 yr old Peter arrested me for going too slow in the power wheels car. My punishment? 100 weeks in...

During in interview I was asked to list 5 words that describe me and why, the first word I chose was...

Win a Nikon D5000 (or 5,000 photo scans) from @ScanCafe and @scottbourne. Pls RT. Details here:...

Roomater to John Mayor : “want some free Gushers that I stole?” she wasn’t...

I just attempted to drive in a power wheels car… Not gonna lie it sounded like the car was...

7 yr.old girl: “I’m half duck and half human” Me: “Oh really?What makes you...