Buongiorno Principessa!

Parisa: ” who is your fav princess?” little girl: “star wars”

Jul 31st

Good Morning

Jul 29th

Meet Peter…

Jul 28th

The moral of the story is: Never play in dumpsters.

Jul 27th

My mother just googled “Toe Separators” and is now talking about being a dog physic. I...

Jul 26th

A True Story About Mondo

Jul 25th

Just saw a bus with cow spots and a sign that read “Jewish youth”. I can’t make...

Jul 25th

9 year olds wearing sunless tanning lotion? Really? Now these children look orange and ridiculous.

Jul 25th

There’s a very old man sitting in a lawn chair on a street corner wearing a lobster hat. Again...

Jul 25th

Note to self: always have your keys with you. You will get locked out if you don’t. Like right...

Jul 23rd

I might have posted a picture of the time my roommater peed her pants on my blog http://bit.ly/KWdNT

Jul 22nd

3 year old Peter: “I’m wearing batman! Wanna see!!!” then he took his pants off...

Jul 22nd

5 year old James after seeing my car: “wow Sweeet car!” if only he knew it’s...

Jul 22nd

Peter just introduced me to his penguin whose name is peacock.

Jul 22nd

Remember the time…

Jul 21st

Playing Wii Fit… And dressed like a penguin. No I’m not kidding.

Jul 20th

The worst part about waking up early is all those damn morning people are up too.

Jul 20th

Note to self: always make sure the lid on your orange juice is sealed tightly. it could will end up...

Jul 19th

Drinking a beer while playing Wii fit seems counterproductive.

Jul 18th

Problem in life..

Jul 17th

This supposively “good” lotion smells like sidewalk chalk. I don’t mean to be...

Jul 17th

Me and my SNUGGIE family

Jul 16th

Current Addiction: My iPhone. I just can’t get enough.

Jul 16th

Don’t worry I didn’t see my reflection out of the corner of my eye and scream my lungs...

Jul 16th

This guy just looks like an asshole

Jul 15th

Just witnessed a brown man walk into a tanning booth. I’m not trying to sound raciest but,...

Jul 14th

Amanda wells is the coolest person I know with her authentic lederhosen from Austria #brew

Jul 12th

My yoga instructors voice kept cracking. His hair was gray you’d think he’d be past...

Jul 11th

Goal for tomorrow? Finding lederhosen to wear on Saturday. It’s going to be difficult but I...

Jul 11th

I’m terrified of getting a noise complaint but not terrified enough to actually turn the...

Jul 11th

I made meatballs for the 1st time tonight! Soo tasty. While making them I couldn’t help but...

Jul 11th

Amanda: ” all I can think about are rocks. It’s a problem”

Jul 10th

Kiss me thru the phone is a stupid song. I’m sorry it had to be said.

Jul 10th

Is it weird that when I go tanning I think of my roomater?

Jul 8th

I HAVE 200 FOLLOWERS! It’s time to celebrate, it’s a party.

Jul 7th

Little Kid Scoop

Jul 6th

OH: “he got bored one day and started shooting his cats with a bow and arrows”

Jul 6th

In Kentucky they think people in Chicago walk around wearing leather pants with a leather shirt and...

Jul 6th

OH: “I woke up to find my daughter painting the entire hallway… With her poop”

Jul 6th

Wrinkly old lady with drawn-on eyebrows and a bee on her head walked up to the car window leaned in...

Jul 6th

I got a new Wallet. It’s so practical it kills me. I just wanna hug it.

Jul 6th

So I’m in Kentucky but I really want to bust out singing, “Oklahoma”

Jul 4th

I might have kicked boyfriend in the face. Our relationship is now apparently abusive, very abusive.

Jul 4th

I have 520 friends on facebook but my highlights always has Courtney Smith at the top, always, no...

Jul 4th

OH: ” I think I just accidently had cyber sex…and I didn’t want to”

Jul 3rd

What is a solo dolo? Oh the things I would ask rappers if I could.

Jul 2nd

Before my sister left the country for 6 months she asked if she could take my favorite shoes that...

Jul 2nd