Buongiorno Principessa!

What is a solo dolo? Oh the things I would ask rappers if I could.

Jul 2nd

Before my sister left the country for 6 months she asked if she could take my favorite shoes that...

Jul 2nd

Currently sitting in front of a talking motion censored lawn gnome, he just told me he’s too...

Jul 1st

Highlight of my day: someone asked me what kind of phone I have and I said : ”...

Jul 1st

I just threw a throw blanket and felt the need to tell someone about it.

Jun 30th

Sometimes when I eat Starburst I like to play...

Jun 28th

When I turn 50 I am so having a 50’s sock hop party.

Jun 28th

2 year old Luke: “I have a super power and it stinks” then he turned around and farted

Jun 27th

Baby shark do do do do do do do

Jun 25th

Hodgepodge is a good word. Lets try to make it apart of our every day vocab

Jun 24th

I am experiencing death hiccups…the hiccups from he’ll

Jun 23rd

After being outside for three hours we finally made it inside.. Let the American Idol auditions...

Jun 22nd

Everyone is required to sing a Katy Perry song. this song is going to get stuck in my head for the...

Jun 22nd

It’s five am and I just saw two man in kilts carrying bag pipes.

Jun 22nd

The paper wristband American Idol gave us came with Instructions.. People are seriously walking...

Jun 22nd

Watching @trippingforyou sing at the American Idol try outs!

Jun 22nd

I Just finished washing my grease monkey face, now I feel like flying the mother ship.

Jun 21st

Dear Dad, I am sorry that I can only afford the same Father’s Day gift I gave you when I was...

Jun 21st

They started handing out free coke to ppl in line.The other line got reg coke but they gave us...

Jun 20th

Got my American Idol wrist band! Five am on Monday.

Jun 20th

Standing in line for American Idol?Yea. Is it the longest line I’ve ever seen?Yea I’m...

Jun 20th

Friendship Bracelets

Jun 20th

It’s new phone day! I am so excited I keep typing “phone day!” in places where it...

Jun 19th

Apparently flying the mother ship is drinking beer out of a wine glass. It’s fantastic.

Jun 19th

3 year old Cara started screaming: “Underwear time!!” After removing her clothes and...

Jun 18th

Amanda: “I hope I don’t randomly meow during class” Me: “why would you do...

Jun 18th

32′ D

Jun 17th

Omfg free ipod nano! #neocon09

Jun 17th

The book I spent my entire day reading ended in a dramatic unexpected murder/suicide. How pleasant.

Jun 17th

I thought everyone was looking at my boobs but then I realized I’m wearing a name tag...

Jun 17th

I just stole a fake ice cube cause I thought it was cool. Yea I’m a rebel

Jun 17th

I wish I had a hidden camera just to take pictures of all the interesting people I’m seeing...

Jun 17th

I got to write on the walls of someones office, it was the high light of my day #neocon09

Jun 17th

Phone call with my sister, “Hi, I got stuck in the stairs” she wasn’t kidding. I...

Jun 16th

Opening a can without a can opener was more difficult than I imagined. But these Disney Princess...

Jun 16th

Kevin put blinds up in his basement.There aren’t any windows down there but now it feels like...

Jun 15th

I saw this and it warmed my heart…

Jun 15th

Wow I just waited for a door to open for me when it wasn’t an automatic door.

Jun 13th

Having a cold sore on my lip severely puts a...

Jun 13th

Brand New Key

Jun 13th

It’s always fun when you are driving along and a boy decides to jump into your car to say...

Jun 12th

I was enjoying my delicious mac and cheese until I started chewing on something hard and...

Jun 12th

Strictly Prohibited

Jun 12th

Whenever I go to Dunkin Donuts alone my coffee is buy one get one free.

Jun 11th

Rosey: “you look stupid and your friends don’t care” she’s the sweetest.

Jun 11th

I love it when little punks hit me while I’m driving my boyfriends car. Oh wait.. No I...

Jun 10th

Boyfriend and I are oddly excited about his new Brita water filter.

Jun 10th

Amanda: “this stuff is called face food and it’s sticky” she’s not kidding.

Jun 9th

We sure are cute for two ugly people…http://bit.ly/aUavG

Jun 9th

Italian ice flavored Mike n Ike. If they were a Facebook page I’d become a fan.

Jun 9th

We sure are cute for two ugly people

Jun 9th

You know you should delete someone off your facebook friend list when you see them in person and...

Jun 6th

I hid under your porch because I love you.

Jun 6th

I may have accidently thrown a roll of toilet paper at my sisters cat… it definitely hit her...

Jun 5th

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

Jun 5th

There are new brightly colored horses all over my town. It’s a little weird not gonna lie.

Jun 4th

I got tickets to go see Blink 182!!!!!!!

Jun 3rd

5yr old Charlie to 5yr old Hannah: “Would it be alright if I kissed you? I’ve never done...

Jun 2nd

It’s been too long swim suit season. I miss you and would like it if you came around for a...

Jun 2nd

I shaved (part of) my poofy cat 3 months ago. Her fur shoulda grown back by now…Too bad it...

Jun 1st

Blue Boogers

Jun 1st