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2009

December

November

October

September 44

August 39

July 47

June 59

May 77

April 73

March 94

February 96

January 131

2008

December 136

November 123

October 119

September 121

August 143

July 136

June 141

May 229

April 254

March 135

February 126

January 109

2007

December 53

November 62

October 102

September 109

August 65

July 63

June 13

May 15

April 22

March 20

February 1

January 1

Bought a cup of lemonade from some little kids and they gave me a coupon for a free refill for being...

There is a toilet here that has been flushing since Tuesday… It’s Saturday, I’m...

OH: “He didn’t believe in premarital sex until I invited him into the shower”

Oh my god. Crocks with socks. It should be a crime.

A little black girl came to gymnastics class and one of the other girls asked, “hey coach is...

I asked 6yr. old Philip why he was slapping himself on the head and he told me, “I’m...

When I woke up today I didn’t wanna get outta bed but then I remembered that I had peanut...

There is a man looking at me inappropriately. Every time I accidently make eye contact I feel...

It’s 11pm and I’m going to bed. Normally this is the time I would be getting dressed to...

I miss Amanda right now.

It’s 11:30… I hate going to bed.

“Stairs of flight” sounds way more fun than “flight of stairs”

I am sweating like a prostitute in church!

Leinenkugels for 80¢ a bottle FTW!! This is a steal!

my Dad just text messaged me.I wish you could understand the severety of that. Just take my word for...

Six year old Alexis: “I collect all my scabs. I have a whole jar full of them” I...

Just witnessed a true Chinese fire drill.. A Chinese woman running around her car at a stoplight

I am not ashamed to admit I loved the Star Trek movie. Not just because I think Jim Kirk is my soul...

Who the hell wears a ski mask with a swim suit?

“When I was 5 yrs old I saw a pack of cigs didn’t know what they were so I ate them and...

Boy just told me that I am like a kitten on fire… I’m not sure but I think it’s a...

I drank a blue drink that smelled like hair product and my lip is numb because of it. I don’t...

Crayons for the shower was a really good purchase.

What if I’m not what you think

It’s really hard to take someone seriously when their earrings are very far from matching....

Chocolate in my cereal FTW!!

After spending 2 minutes in my class 11yr old Alex said “I wont hesitate to say you are the...

Hello 13 hour work day. It’s a good thing I love my job.

Whenever @Folie ignores me it’s because of twitter. Whenever I ignore him its because of...

Ending my 12 hour work day with a strawberry pina colada and chips with salsa. Lovely.

I think I need to get myself a pair of purple heels, really high ones.

OH: “Every day I practice spitting in the shower”

Just kidding. I don’t want the Nikon Coolpix touchscreen camera that Ashton Kutcher uses in...

I know you can’t tell but the perfume bottle from the perfume I’m wearing today totally...

Working like an oompa loopa.

Signing my Dad up for twitter. I never thought this would happen.

I can’t get enough of this little girls laugh. She crinkles up her entire freckled nose and...

It’s smushie time. That’s when I eat sushi and a smoothie.

We are blow drying our walls. No you did not read that wrong and it is not a typo. We are literally...

The Cubs game is cancelled when I have the best seats EVER. Dang.

I miss roommater. She left me for the entire summer, what ever will I do?

I refuse to wear a poncho its against my religion.If u happen to be wearing 1 I’m sorry if i...

Dear Cubs game, please don’t get rained out today

I have a food baby. Jealous? You should be.

Hello summer! It’s been a while

I know I’m not looking my best when the dunkin donuts man does not give me free...

From the looks of the scratches inside my elevator I think the only conclusion is that wolverine was...

So my friend ran over an alligator today…and killed it

My cereal looks like dog food which makes me uncomfortable.

Last nights recap: boyfriend pretended to be Uncle Jerry and my friend pretended to be my boyfriend....

Cupcakes, swings, and spring dresses.. Life is good.

Just finished making a duct tape bra for roommater, now she looks like she has space boobs.

It’s too cold to wear a dress. I’m going to wear a dress anyway and just jump around...

Space boobs (aka bra made out of duct tape) WORST idea ever! It may or may not have ripped skin off.

When we don’t have a tv @whatthemondo spends her time braiding twizzlers.

OH: “I would twitter that but my mom is following me”

You know you’re losing your mind when you see a mailbox and think it’s a cat… I...

I just met another Annette Marie while working out in the candy aisle in a grocery store. She was...

I made my foot fall asleep because I got so bored in class…it really hurts now and I’m...

I’m rocking the purple toe nails and bright orange flip flops look.

I just got a text message that read: “I am texting you while I pee” it made me laugh out...

A true story about a boy and a sign.

Got myself a free dessert from Bubba Gump for being able to answer the question “In the movie...

I miss talking with my hands

Do you want or need anything from wallg?

Am I seriously doing my homework in the nude? Dear self, this behavior is so not ok.

Do you have swine flu from my pig?

You know you’re weak when you can’t squeeze jelly out of a Smuckers easy squeeze bottle.

http://tinyurl.com/chlydn I want. I have never felt so much love for a camera I don’t even own...

Wearing hooker boots was a lot of fun last night but my feet have never been in so much pain. I feel...

Poor Old Yeller and Lassie.

Alright who put on the horse poo perfume and thought it was a good idea? It smells like you bathed...

Peach flavored Mike and Ike tastes like lotion. If I wanted this taste I would just buy a bottle of...