Buongiorno Principessa!

There is nothing like getting a knock at my door in the middle of the night then opening the door...

Mar 3rd

Everything I’m wearing is brown. I look like a terd.

Mar 2nd

most of all

Mar 2nd

This morning I woke up wondering how Hilary Duff is doing. Don’t ask me why, I think...

Mar 2nd

You don’t want to take advice from me I ate a Three Musketeers for breakfast and my bra is...

Mar 2nd

Mismatched together

Mar 1st

Roommate just called someone a poop-stain. That’s a pretty bad dis.

Mar 1st

Blue Raspberry Warhead and fruit punch Mondo. It’s the breakfast of champions.

Mar 1st

My roommate has a new hole in her body.

Mar 1st

I just ordered something from an infomercial and no I’m not kidding.

Feb 28th

OH: “No Grandma, it’s Hotmail not Hotmale!”

Feb 28th

There is a man next to me with the word “Death” tattooed on his neck..And let me tell...

Feb 27th

Quote from boyfriend: “we are the worst couple ever” that sounds promising.

Feb 27th

My cat’s name is Elly May and has been for 15 years but I think I want to name her Chewy.

Feb 27th

Ah! I saw my favorite conductor! I haven’t seen him in about a year but he remembers me

Feb 26th

I want to hit you just to see if you cry.

Feb 26th

I’m a scrabble queen.

Feb 26th

Today my school gave me a lollypop and free slinky then I played with the slinky on a staircase. I...

Feb 26th

Today I took a test. After that test I was so stressed out over it I threw up. What is my problem?

Feb 25th

Roommate and I said “neener neener” unplanned and in unison. I felt that needed to be...

Feb 25th

OH: “I have been collecting your hair to make a sweater”

Feb 24th

Best friend to her boyfriend: “Go poop or something”

Feb 24th

What kind of girl eats an entire plate of pickles? I do.

Feb 24th

In 2006 I liked a boy named Jim.

Feb 23rd

A true story about the non-cute 26 year old...

Feb 23rd

I talk to George Clooney sometimes, he just can’t hear me.

Feb 23rd

Roommate just wiped a booger on her boyfriend.

Feb 22nd

Worst pick up line :”so, you’re a girl huh”

Feb 22nd

Icky sticky in my hair.

Feb 22nd

I look like a rockstar

Feb 22nd

This train sounds like the asian boy in the movie The Grudge. It’s freaking me out.

Feb 20th

Second time this week people are smiling at me cause I got flowers.

Feb 19th

I used to think I was invincible..

Feb 19th

More than anything right now I wish Taco Bell delivered..

Feb 19th

I had something in my eye but this lady thinks I winked at her.

Feb 18th

Space sex on the history channel.. And I thought I was the only who thought about that..

Feb 18th

Rainbow sherbert and sprite blended together plus a side of gummy bears = crazy delicious.

Feb 17th

Random man gave me a rose earlier today.. I’ve been walking around with it since then, people...

Feb 17th

I had to be Russian woman once..

Feb 17th

I’m the best sex you’ll never have.

Feb 17th

OH: “Sometimes my mom beats me”

Feb 16th

Today I saw a man literally try to push a bus out of his way with his bare hands.

Feb 16th

Not Getting Lucky

Feb 16th

My breakfast = Coffee, Peanut M&M’s , and Grapefruit…Yea i thought it was weird too.

Feb 16th

I’m going crazy, I just said hi to a cat that lives at my parents house when I am clearly at...

Feb 16th

Hey there life, let’s get organized.

Feb 16th

I want the Macy’s on state street to be my closet. Not just the stuff in it.. I want the...

Feb 16th

My lip gloss (color: Baby Pink) smells like a box of cigars.

Feb 14th

Valentine’s Day Meatloaf.

Feb 14th

I’ll be wearing something sexy while I eat chocolate alone on vday.

Feb 14th

Who knew the words “it doesn’t feel right over the phone” could make a girl melt?

Feb 14th

Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone I keep waiting but you never come

Feb 14th

the undies I bought came w/ a free box of chocolate. Now I’ll be wearing sexy while I eat...

Feb 14th

I was going to go the whole day without any coffee… Ha what a stupid idea. Drinking a large...

Feb 13th

Eww eww I just ate a mushy pickle.

Feb 13th

I get the feeling the man staring at my feet has a foot fetish or he wants to steal my shoes. Either...

Feb 12th

My roommate said she is going to make a bow and arrow so she can shoot me. I almost spit my mondo at...

Feb 12th

This week…

Feb 12th

Feb 12th

Feb 12th

storage room love

Feb 12th

nice and thick

Feb 12th

door decoration

Feb 12th

This is Wilfred, he’s a lint mouse

Feb 12th

high demand

Feb 12th

Feb 12th

The man with the pony-tail with the short guy...

Feb 12th

Half an hour late for class? Check.

Feb 12th

Today stinks. I lost my deodorant.

Feb 11th

My roommate went into fits of giggles.

Feb 11th

A girl in my class is named Princess and another girl is named Queenie. Where is King and Prince...

Feb 10th

there is waffles, pizza and tortilla’s taped to my door

Feb 10th

I have got to stop throwing my head back when I laugh.. I keep hitting my head.

Feb 10th

My lips look kind of awesome today.

Feb 9th

I was right. Blink 182 is so coming back.

Feb 9th

This might just be the best thing EVER

Feb 9th

Googly eyes on toilet? Check. Name for toilet? Rosita.

Feb 9th

Googly eyes on my phone? Check.

Feb 8th

Giving up by Ingrid Michealson is my favorite song right now.

Feb 8th

Bus driver to me: “your beautiful eyes got me hypnotized I can’t drive I’m keep...

Feb 8th

Bus driver just told me my eyes were mesmerizing.. It kinda gave me the melties.

Feb 8th

1st Girl: “ow my leg hurts” 2nd Girl: “want me to call the vet?” all I...

Feb 7th

Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance.

Feb 6th

conductor on overhead said sarcastically, “I got a request to go faster bc one lady is late...

Feb 6th

Right now I’m a walking crime against fashion.

Feb 6th

Hello new phone. I promise I won’t sit on you like I did to my last phone.

Feb 6th

Friends don’t nibble on each other.

Feb 5th

I started talking about fishes and my roommate sang about chickens. I don’t see how they are...

Feb 5th

I have actual magic powers.

Feb 5th

Roommate and I took second in our roommate competition because I didn’t know her phone number.

Feb 5th

Roommate competition time

Feb 5th

My roommate spent the afternoon counting our plastic bag collection…

Feb 4th

I’d rather live with three rabid baboons.

Feb 3rd

Is it bad that my professor reminds me of steak?

Feb 3rd

Pluck and Puke

Feb 2nd

My Roommate Wrote On My Banana..

Feb 2nd

Irony: The opposite of wrinkly

Feb 2nd

I hate elevators.

Feb 2nd

Stuck in an elevator again

Feb 1st

There are tutu’s EVERYWHERE

Feb 1st

Day Man is stuck in my head.

Feb 1st

I like balloons.. I like watermelon..

Feb 1st

She is me

Feb 1st

My night was totally random and ridiculous but overall successful.

Feb 1st