Buongiorno Principessa!

Stuck in elevator? Check

Feb 1st

My phone is broken. If you want to get a hold of me don’t text. Call.

Jan 31st

We look so good

Jan 31st

I just squished a blind woman in a revolving door..i’m a terrible person.

Jan 29th

You with out me is like a shoe with no laces a nerd with no braces and a sentencewithnospaces!!!!!

Jan 29th

I am placeboing myself.

Jan 28th

$600 for books, $34 background check and $25 online portfolio…damn I’m going to be...

Jan 28th

Why did I choose to use my pink to go coffee mug? It matches my hat.

Jan 28th

Free food + free drink+ free dessert makes a good Tuesday. IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!

Jan 28th

Obscure Commonality Game

Jan 28th

My professor is like a grown up version of Juno.

Jan 28th

My professor has a laptop skin that looks like rocks. Why? So she could put it in a pile of rocks...

Jan 28th

I”m trying this new thing of only drinking one cup of coffee a day. The result? Headache.

Jan 27th

What she said was ” i want to be a whore and wear hooker make up every day” what he...

Jan 27th

I’m telling you when she runs she looks like a cross between kermit the frog and six million...

Jan 27th

Class now? But it’s dark outside.. I feel like class should be a morning/afternoon activity.

Jan 27th

Just smile at me.

Jan 26th

Hello first day of school.

Jan 26th

I have been smiling so much that my face hurts and I’m afraid it will be sore tomorrow.

Jan 26th

OH: “Let’s kiss girls and like it and taste their cherry chap stick”

Jan 26th

Guys and Girls Can’t Be Friends

Jan 26th

My roommate has a snuggie. I didn’t think anyone owned one.

Jan 26th

Llama made me hit my head

Jan 26th

WOOOOO BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!

Jan 26th

Life is so twee

Jan 25th

-25 degrees outside and my sister has the air conditioner on in her car.

Jan 25th

Today I woke up with a 2 dollar bill in my pocket that wasn’t there the night before.

Jan 24th

The aliens weren’t enough so I found an inflatable girlfriend.

Jan 24th

When I think of you I panic

Jan 24th

I just dropped a steak knife on the ground… It made me feel dangerous. What can I say? I like...

Jan 24th

As a child I attempted to make a robot by piling informational books on top of eachother with hopes...

Jan 23rd

You never know when this might happen to...

Jan 23rd

I really find it amusing when Facebook suggests friends for me in the “People You May...

Jan 23rd

Freaking good sugar bad sugar! http://tinyurl.com/b6728m

Jan 23rd

I’m in the mood for some bubble tea, word games, and you.

Jan 23rd

OH: “guess who made sex? God.”

Jan 23rd

My mom: “If you clean your sink every night before you go to bed it is like a happy hug in the...

Jan 22nd

These are not my pants

Jan 22nd

I want to feel skin on the first date

Jan 22nd

I don’t understand the whole “wall photo” thing.

Jan 22nd

I’m in Wisconsin buying goat chow. I felt that needed to be said.

Jan 21st

I don’t even know how to react when my friend screams at me and says, “and later...

Jan 21st

Singing and dancing to Christina Aguilera while wearing a bathrobe and winter boots.

Jan 21st

Birthday cocktails with 3 classy ladies. Check. Up next, my favorite dinner with my family.

Jan 21st

My sister to me: “Happy birthday Annette, I hope you like the new president I got you”

Jan 20th

We’ve been Obombed.

Jan 20th

“I swear it’s NOT dirty”

Jan 20th

Happy TWO TWO to ME, Elle, and Blake!!(we are triplets) I hope our birthday is fantastic

Jan 20th

Cab driver: “you are in the fastest cab in the world you should wear a seatbelt” lets...

Jan 20th

OH: your parents are adorable you should stuff them and put them on the mantel like you do with all...

Jan 19th

My name tag says Beth but I introduced myself as Annette and Tammy. I might be confusing people.

Jan 19th

Today I am Beth.

Jan 19th

Large men who sit Indian style on wooden benches are funny looking and I can’t stop staring.

Jan 19th

Some days I look so good.

Jan 19th

I freakin adore you

Jan 19th

two days til I’m two two!

Jan 18th

The sparks on this blanket are so intense they have left me speechless.

Jan 17th

You know when I’m down to just my socks it’s business time that’s why they call...

Jan 17th

Are you defined by what you do, or does what you do define you?

Jan 17th

I don’t think I’m comfortable with naked mid sections.

Jan 16th

I’m sad that my dearest Courtney was in a plane crash but I’m so so so so so happy...

Jan 16th

Security guards smaller than me make me uncomfortable.

Jan 16th

Everything is so weird lately.

Jan 16th

Wearing a winter coat to bed. Yea, it’s THAT cold.

Jan 16th

whenever something funny happens I always want to tell you.

Jan 16th

My new house

Jan 15th

Remember how fun it used to be to make tents?

Jan 15th

If my food is ending up on my glasses I think there is something wrong with my eating habits.

Jan 14th

Frustration

Jan 14th

Traveling Panties

Jan 14th

I keep waiting anticipating you

Jan 14th

FINALLY registered for classes

Jan 14th

I want to be like Einstein and Oprah.

Jan 14th

My sister wants to name her future son “Dunkin” raise your hand if you think he would...

Jan 14th

It’s a good thing my hands were buried deep into my pockets when I tripped. I was able to...

Jan 13th

I shoulda taken a pic of the plow that tried to plow a grassy hill going up..Fail! that plow is...

Jan 13th

People have been exceptionally nice to me today.. I feel pitied.

Jan 13th

My card got declined and then a man bought me coffee.

Jan 13th

It’s a quote from sex and the city.

Jan 13th

Seeing someone for the first time is the worst you never know how to act…then there is the...

Jan 13th

Hrm… There is underwear in my purse

Jan 13th

5yr old boy is obsessed w/measuring things he carries a tape measure in his pocket & insists he...

Jan 13th

I have to work til 8 and I already have a headache on the bright side a six year old told me I have...

Jan 12th

Let me rephrase my last tweet, one week til @blakesmith @ellemnop and my 22nd birthday!

Jan 12th

One week til my birthday!

Jan 12th

I’m sorry that sometimes I’m mean

Jan 12th

Who decided the saxophone was good sex music?

Jan 12th

I can tell you rock I can tell by your charm

Jan 11th

X is for Exactumundo

Jan 11th

Oh, yo homes there is a toad with a blond wig wailing with his rat friend in paris without a cure so...

Jan 11th

The power is out and now we are forced to eat by candlelight.

Jan 10th

The dolphins were classclowns, real jokesters, so I banished them from my kingdom.

Jan 10th

You’re an amazing human being.

Jan 10th

Computer status: Backing up 1,013,734 items. This could take a while.

Jan 10th

In the grand scheme of things

Jan 10th

sleep little one tomorrows more fun, we’ll dance in the rain and sing in the sun

Jan 10th

Quote from my cousin Ricky, “If men don’t see you the way that people love you see you,...

Jan 10th

Note to self: don’t tell someone you hardly talk to that you looked through all their facebook...

Jan 10th

Woo working on a Friday night til 9:30

Jan 10th

Except in bed

Jan 9th

At 2am my sister says to me, “do you realize you are sitting in a suitcase?” huh look at...

Jan 9th

Late night T-Bell run was totally unsuccessful. @trippinforyou and I had to settle with...

Jan 9th

Someone put a brush in my bed. Brushes do not make good cuddle buddies.

Jan 9th

Does Wendy’s have a slogan?

Jan 9th

My goal for the next 2 weeks is to find another job. And no, I don’t want to be a stripper....

Jan 8th

She’s the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her cause She’s heaven

Jan 8th

Drinking two dollar wine and enjoying a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie with @trippinforyou we are...

Jan 8th

I feel like I can move things with this light..

Jan 7th

Don’t forget to hold her tight, look into her eyes, and tell her you never want to let go

Jan 7th

Dear all boys, after you tinkle please remember to put the seat back down. I had a really bad...

Jan 7th

My phone is pretending to be a whale

Jan 7th

T-shirt for $600. This store is ridiculous.

Jan 7th

Phone rescue mission accomplished.

Jan 6th

I’m off on a mission to rescue my phone with @trippinforyou

Jan 6th

Angular Momentum

Jan 6th

So I don’t have my phone and won’t have it til tomorrow…sad face.

Jan 6th

I embarrassed my friend in public by asking”do my eyelashes look moldy?”she quickly...

Jan 5th

Sporting my new bright orange coat. This is love.

Jan 5th

AHH! I’m naked and FREEZING!!

Jan 5th

15 days til I’m 22! I’ll accept presents now :)

Jan 5th

What I wish I had

Jan 5th

High heels and pajama’s. Yes that is what I’m wearing right now

Jan 5th

Note to self: never buy cheap Qtips again. It’s like shoving a stick in your ear.

Jan 5th

Stuff I like

Jan 4th

Remember the day when all the zune’s died? I thought it was hilarious.

Jan 4th

If Roosevelt had a face I’d punch it right now.

Jan 4th

A guy on my street owns two cars, a smartcar and a hummer. Seems strange to me.

Jan 4th

15 minutes and they are married. Shortest wedding ever.

Jan 4th

Note to self: say hi to people you know, don’t just awkwardly stare at them.

Jan 3rd

The only things I’ve eaten today are a cucumber and a banana

Jan 3rd

They call me the DD queen

Jan 3rd