Buongiorno Principessa!

I am about to ride the creepy tower elevators I’ve heard so much about..i’m nervous

Sep 30th

My eyes are still not functioning properly after last weeks sushi incident. I can’t move my...

Sep 30th

I can’t afford free.

Sep 30th

I thought I was in math class but we are discussing equality between men and woman

Sep 30th

I love talking with my hands

Sep 30th

I’m sick of the boundaries I miss you so much

Sep 30th

note to self: You should really get more than 3 hours of sleep.

Sep 29th

Brushing my teeth is a task I have never enjoyed.

Sep 29th

My sisters cat is the complete opposite of my mute kitty. She doesn’t just meow, she screams.

Sep 29th

every week i watch this kid lean back in his chair waiting for him to tip over. Today he finally...

Sep 29th

I feel bad that I laughed at the kid who fell. I think he is partially retarded.

Sep 29th

Is my head falling asleep? The answer is yes. Wtf

Sep 29th

For some reason I have a school house rock song stuck in my head. What the random?

Sep 29th

Walking in the rain and wearing glasses result in polka dotted vision. No good. I feel like a dork

Sep 29th

I am in great need of more coffee. Why am I listening to Jamaican music?

Sep 29th

Steve Rules

Sep 29th

I really like boys that order martini’s. It takes alot of guts to do that.

Sep 28th

*Dialing number to nearest strip club*

Sep 27th

Great I just sneezed on my roommates boyfriend.

Sep 27th

Your heads a turnip. I have always hated turnip ever since I was little. Go find a field and stand...

Sep 27th

Holy shit! After waiting four and a half hours I’m actually on the train! Woo!

Sep 27th

Crazy man licking the el. Um…gross

Sep 27th

McCain is quite the blinker. Just look at how many times he blinks!

Sep 27th

At a weird place with my weird roommate. Love it.

Sep 27th

I swear to God I’m going to cheer when the train finally gets here.

Sep 26th

Dear lady yelling at innocent people at the train station about how infuriated you are, CHILL.

Sep 26th

to make this day in the train station even more interesting the very old plump man is singing old...

Sep 26th

Side note, i think wasabe ruined my left eye.

Sep 26th

This lady got mad at me after asking me when the next train was departing &I told her 2...

Sep 26th

Why am I so retarded, I just saw an asian man on the side of the road and I thought he was a pope.

Sep 26th

The guy trying to help me print things is kind of a moron. No offense to him or anything.

Sep 26th

Three hour delay? Awesome just awesome.

Sep 26th

Wasabe in my eye. Ow ow effity ow.

Sep 26th

And now I’m at kinko’s life is so random.

Sep 26th

Random group of people here at kinkos tonight.

Sep 26th

Everyone in this train station is standing. We are delayed 3 hours guys, pop a squat.

Sep 26th

Don’t eat sushi with your eyes. It hurts.

Sep 26th

T9 makes me love when I want to say loud.

Sep 25th

I was wondering why the sign on the bathroom door said, “step up” then i stubbed my toe...

Sep 25th

When my math teacher makes mistakes doing a problem so easy a 4th grader can do it I start to...

Sep 25th

Today in math class my teacher explained to us what paranoia is. There is something wrong with that.

Sep 25th

There is toothpaste on my butt

Sep 25th

I don’t care if I am using the new or old facebook because it’s just facebook.

Sep 25th

Why is this man staring at my feet?

Sep 24th

When you hit someone with a knife thats called stabbing.

Sep 24th

Non-twitterers are making fun of me for twittering. If only they knew how cool this is.

Sep 23rd

Today’s list of favorite things: 1. My pillows 2. Orange juice in the morning 3. The letter A

Sep 23rd

really, sex?

Sep 23rd

These are not my pants

Sep 22nd

Random thought for today: I wonder what Monica Lewinsky is doing right now.

Sep 22nd

There is almost nothing more embarrassing than buying a plunger

Sep 22nd

I feel really judged when I walk through the music floor at my school

Sep 22nd

Must you marinate your inflatable girlfriend?

Sep 22nd

My last.fm hasn’t been working for almost a year and I didn’t even realize til now. Ha I...

Sep 22nd

I’m def walking around the city in my pjs, glasses, and I didn’t brush my hair. Oh life.

Sep 21st

Being a very short white girl I get a little weirded out when boyfriend tells me he has a thing for...

Sep 21st

I have an awful feeling that I might never see my boyfriend again. Very dramatic I know.

Sep 21st

Like a fool I just changed my pants while wearing shoes. Not an easy task.

Sep 21st

F

Sep 20th

My cat fell off a window sill… Into a garbage can.

Sep 19th

There is a good chance i broke a revolving door.

Sep 19th

I may or may not be carrying a big bag of dirty jeans to class.

Sep 18th

Having Shawn McCullough as my boyfriend is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Sep 18th

My roommate said to her boyfriend while trying to give him a compliment, “You are not the...

Sep 18th

There is a bobby pin in the toilet.

Sep 18th

Finally off to bed, goodnight munchkin lovers

Sep 18th

Meet me in the middle. Come on lets make up a dance.

Sep 18th

Todays tweets will be dedicated to @trippinforyou in honor of her birthday.

Sep 18th

Bird just flew at my face… I had to duck.

Sep 18th

Surfing on the lake…wait what?

Sep 18th

I could give a million reasons why we should...

Sep 15th

My boyfriend just called to tell me of his crush on another man.

Sep 12th

I just witnessed two old men racing each other…running

Sep 12th

My math teacher makes me feel like I’m in spanish class.

Sep 11th

I love it when homeless people tell me that they are in love with me

Sep 11th

I just fell on my stomach going up the stairs. Lots of people saw

Sep 11th

My teacher just asked the class if anyone is pregnant

Sep 11th

Starting my day off with strawberry banana pancakes. Yum!

Sep 11th

Um. I just talked really bad about someone that ended up being right there.

Sep 10th

QUESTION TIME. Should “Ned” be the name of my a)Body Pillow. b)Bedroom. c)Stapler....

Sep 10th

It’s official. My stapler is Ned.

Sep 10th

Um I don’t know how I feel about the new iPod nano, it’s a little bit…long. On the...

Sep 10th

My apt has reached arctic temperatures. I think I will now dress like an eskimo, except way cuter.

Sep 10th

The exit ramp walk, elephants, and cold...

Sep 10th

Really? My teacher wants me to write a poem for a chair? I have to present it. Good times

Sep 9th

Where is that man going in his pajama’s, soaking wet, with a large garbage bag full of...

Sep 8th

I feel like I need a lolly pop to survive sitting in this office.

Sep 8th

OH: ” I got felt up in a Meyer by a gay guy once”

Sep 8th

I like rolling my starburst into a ball before I eat it. Try it, it tastes better.

Sep 8th

I need a mini vacuum. My whole apt is mostly tile but the little carpet I have needs attention

Sep 7th

I am that crazy bag lady right now. It’s just one step above crazy cat lady

Sep 6th

There is a cop in my hall way.

Sep 6th

Just finished taking a five hour test. My brain is threw with me I think I need a drink.

Sep 6th

Thank you red headed senior citizen!

Sep 6th

The test I am studying for is making me crazy.

Sep 6th

Fuck

Sep 6th

Dancing to songs from my ipod that I’ve never heard before.

Sep 5th

Behind the Beast

Sep 5th

Wait I was carrying an umbrella? I’m soaked, very soaked. A lot of good that umbrella did....

Sep 5th

Grumble grumble.

Sep 5th

Some people have very stylish umbrellas, others however have lumpy pieces of ugly crap

Sep 5th

I’m sitting behind the largest man I have ever seen. I kid you not he is a giant with poofy...

Sep 4th

Hello second day of school! You are very wet and rainy

Sep 4th

What happened on my first day of school

Sep 4th

I found out what hotel the olympians are staying at. Now I’m deciding whether or not I should...

Sep 3rd

What I’ve learned today: there is good mace and bad mace. Always buy the gel kind, the reg one...

Sep 3rd

I might be a stalker

Sep 3rd

I JUST SAW A BUS FULL OF OLYMPIANS AND THEY WAVED AT ME! TODAY IS A GREAT DAY! AH

Sep 3rd

Every bathroom in this school is drastically different. The one I’m in now for example has a...

Sep 3rd

My pen is hot pink and it says “wahoo” in big letters on the side. I can’t help...

Sep 3rd

I love it when I’m in a crowded room and I recognize a stranger. The man that eats weird...

Sep 3rd

Why hello first day of school!

Sep 3rd

Epic walk.

Sep 3rd

I have the urge to buy a plant

Sep 3rd

Just got back from my epic three mile walk while carrying my new broom! What is a good name for a...

Sep 3rd

Now when I look up in the sky I see star. Just one.

Sep 3rd

I eat a lot of life cereal.

Sep 3rd

Apparently you can search “sex with popsicles” and get to my blog. I know because 2...

Sep 3rd

Unfortunately I missed the call I’ve been waiting all morning for.

Sep 3rd

I like you better when you’re gone.

Sep 2nd

The building that I live in will not allow me to take the stairs and the elevators talk.

Sep 1st