Buongiorno Principessa!

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Aug 31st

It’s official…I’ve moved.

Aug 31st

Today = move out day

Aug 30th

Me: “He thinks I’m the bee’s knees” Rosey:” Bees don’t have...

Aug 30th

NEVER stick ur hand into a full backpack when u don’t know what’s in it and u...

Aug 30th

Note to self: Never dump out a bag onto your floor, you never know what might spill out all over the...

Aug 29th

Some advice I received about packing: Put everything garbage bags…then burn it.

Aug 29th

I swear I’m not cruel to animals, but I just accidently kicked my cat and since she weighs...

Aug 29th

I am pretty sure everything I own is in a giant pile in the middle of my bedroom. I fail when it...

Aug 29th

Sometimes when I go to bathroom in the morning there’s a fresh bowl of cereal sitting on the...

Aug 28th

Watching a puppy eat a marshmellow is oddly amusing.

Aug 28th

Stupid people never cease to amaze me

Aug 28th

Bought myself an einstein porter!

Aug 27th

I just wiped my face on a used bath mat. I’m off to a good start.

Aug 27th

Aww I just got a “Best Friend Request” on facebook. Someone wants to be my BFFF. Too bad...

Aug 27th

I did something really childish yesterday. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a...

Aug 27th

My own foot scared me to death. As I was sitting here I moved it across the floor and my idiot brain...

Aug 27th

When I say try and say poster T9 thinks I’m trying to say porter

Aug 27th

Delaney tries to be something she’s not

Aug 26th

Silly phone, you aren’t fooling anyone

Aug 26th

When I take my ipod off shuffle I feel like I killed a party even though music is still playing.

Aug 25th

I’ve been in a car all day. I feel like doing aerobics, putting lotion on my legs, and texting...

Aug 25th

Call me crazy but it makes me nervous when the person driving me home starts slapping themself in...

Aug 25th

My starburst wrapper just attacked my innocent finger now the poor thing is bleeding. This is a...

Aug 25th

Of course when I’m feeling a little sad but not too sad the saddest songs play on my shuffle...

Aug 25th

That maple syrup odor is coming from boyfriends hands. They get like that after he driver for a...

Aug 25th

I love presents! I love presents! I love presents! You can imagine what a happy camper I was when bf...

Aug 23rd

Don’t get me wrong, I think your avatar is cool but I refuse to join the face-manga-avatar...

Aug 23rd

I just bonked heads while attempting to hug. Epic fail.

Aug 22nd

Whenever I blog, most of the time it’s as soon as I’m done showering. Which means most...

Aug 22nd

Never underestimate a child’s intelligence.

Aug 21st

Boyfriends Drobo makes tooting noises all the time. At least boyfriend claims it is the Drobo and...

Aug 21st

Just bc we’re in the same network doesnt mean we should be facebook friends.Dont take it...

Aug 21st

I love it when Rusty has gum

Aug 21st

People that walk out of the room while still talking to someone in the room are weird

Aug 21st

Please don’t yell at me for stepping on your stuff when it was ALL OVER THE FLOOR

Aug 19th

I love cartoon pizza. It looks so much tastier than the real stuff.

Aug 19th

In an interview with Shawn Johnson she admits, “I had a Krispy Kreme Donut once, it was really...

Aug 19th

Visual verification

Aug 19th

sxcdeat6wu I was going to twitter something profound…but then my kitty stepped on the keyboard

Aug 19th

The bruise I have on my hip makes me look like I’m being abused

Aug 19th

I am going to marry you, plan your life accordingly.

Aug 19th

Despite popular belief the Pussycat Dolls are actually saying, “groupies” in the song...

Aug 19th

3 things.1)Why am I wearin a shirt that says”Hit it all day long”? 2)My back hurts when...

Aug 19th

This is my last Monday

Aug 19th

12 Days

Aug 18th

Listening to Micheal Jackson and loving it. “The way you make me feel”

Aug 18th

Whenever I try to say “whoa” my phone thinks I want to say “zinc”

Aug 18th

What do Chewbaca, Chuck Noris, and Jesus Christ have in common?

Aug 17th

The way boyfriend says “xbox” really creeps me out

Aug 16th

Have you ever had food so tasty it tickles your throat? Yea, I haven’t either

Aug 16th

“That midget is short” is a sentence that does not need to be said

Aug 16th

Reason #410 why I love my job: The Saturday morning crew brings breakfast including coffee for the...

Aug 16th

At 3 in the morning in Minnesota I want a camel.

Aug 16th

What is more disturbing than my broken internet? My little sister answering the phone by saying...

Aug 15th

I feel completly lost and naked when my internet doesn’t work.

Aug 15th

Ok internet I’ve had it up to here. What is your problem? Why won’t you work?

Aug 15th

7yr old Mary told me she likes to pretend shes preggos. Later she asked if we could have a girls...

Aug 15th

The girl with long eye lashes meets a tall...

Aug 14th

My sister is upset about not having pockets right now but only because now she doesn’t know...

Aug 14th

Your voice sounds like a combination of Fergie and Jesus

Aug 14th

Hey boyfriends!Don’t complain about how bad ur back hurts while ur gf riding piggy back it...

Aug 14th

today 4 people told me what a great diver I would be.Sorry to disappoint but I can’t dive,...

Aug 14th

a piece of paper fell on the floor and my kitty is treating that paper like bed. She has been all...

Aug 14th

A coworker of mine thinks she and I could do olympic synchronized diving.

Aug 13th

Womens Gymnastics Recap.

Aug 13th

Two steps outta bounds plus one landing on her back? Bye bye gold, hello silver. And we were so...

Aug 13th

TiVo just stopped recording when I needed it most?I missed the last 2 floor routines.Stupid TiVo...

Aug 13th

Now whenever I twitter it updates my Facebook status which makes me look like I’m on FB ALL...

Aug 13th

I haven’t been this excited for olympic gymnastics since 1996

Aug 13th

I want to cancel my last class tonight because of the olympics. My students should be watching it...

Aug 12th

OH: “he gives it to me every night on Facebook”

Aug 12th

Omfg I love the olympics

Aug 12th

It’s awkward when a three year old boy won’t stop touching my boobs. If he was a few...

Aug 12th

I just learned that a man lives in an apartment above my work. I am never really alone here…...

Aug 12th

I felt like @trippinforyou just now,I tripped over my feet and the next thing I knew I fell flat on...

Aug 12th

My toothbrush tastes like chai tea

Aug 12th

Dear Eric, I do not know you personally but right now, you are my hero. Thanks

Aug 12th

I have never heard a locust

Aug 12th

I don’t want to be broke anymore

Aug 12th

There are good & bad times fiddle w/your iPhone. For example: When an attractive girl is in your...

Aug 12th

Nate from The Format has a new project?!?!?!! http://www.myspace.com/fun

Aug 12th

Today would be a good day for a really big latte with an extra shot. It’s one of those days

Aug 12th

Shawn Johnson only works out 25 hours a week and she is an olympion! That is just nuts

Aug 12th

Observation: The top rings don’t cross over...

Aug 10th

Awards for thoughts expressed in 140...

Aug 9th

The 2 things on my mind right now, 1) The undies I have on right now are too cute for words....

Aug 8th

I should mention that nobody likes you, except for the losers.

Aug 8th

Another Panty Post

Aug 8th

Getting in my car about to drive away a little girl came up and asked me where I was going, she...

Aug 8th

If you think I let little kids jump on my back then you would be right.They yelled, “I feel...

Aug 8th

Kitty says stop blogging

Aug 7th

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Aug 7th

If you want me to I could hang around you if I only knew that’s what you’re into

Aug 7th

Reason number 724 why I love @trippinforyou she bought me the cutest underoo’s ever

Aug 7th

I have health insurance! Woo!

Aug 7th

I might addicted to panties. I have plenty but I just bought 7 more

Aug 7th

The bruise on my forehead is the result of door high fiving me in the face

Aug 6th

Two days til the Olympics! Woo!

Aug 6th

I slept with a painting in my bed all night.

Aug 6th

Good grammar turns @rororoyourboat on. Long words does it for me.

Aug 6th

My blanket smells like nachos

Aug 6th

If you’ve ever wanted someone to punch you in the back full forced possibly leaving bruises...

Aug 6th

24 Days

Aug 6th

I can’t help it, I’m stressed.

Aug 5th

Go in the basement.

Aug 5th

Watching diggnation and laughing because @alexalbrecht said, “it taste like cinnamon and dying...

Aug 5th

Sitting on the floor with about 50 kids waiting for this tornado warning to pass

Aug 5th

When I see a car’s back end riding too low to the ground I always jump to the worst...

Aug 5th

Rub me on your butt

Aug 4th

I assume you are taking off your pants as well

Aug 4th

You know you are facebook too much when you start recognizing other peoples friends in public

Aug 3rd

Some how @rororoyourboat misunderstands me when I say, “Oh shit” Instead she hears,...

Aug 3rd

My god could Disco (my ibook) be having any more problems?!

Aug 3rd

Not sure why but I just had the strangest urge to drink nail polish remover. I resisted that...

Aug 3rd

Big Adventures For a Little Guy

Aug 3rd

Now I have beer all over my feet. Which isn’t bad for a guy that likes beer and has a weird...

Aug 3rd

A man just told me that he thinks my boyfriend is funny and that he wants to steal him from me

Aug 3rd

It’s frightening when a screamo band says, “we are not responsible for deaths…now...

Aug 2nd

Oh shit… It’s Katy Perry

Aug 2nd

I’m in a super crowded concert the crowd is going wild and I have no idea who is playing

Aug 2nd

I’ve never wanted to be an old person with ear plugs on at a concert….until now.

Aug 2nd

Yes I’d like to order the yard of margarita.

Aug 2nd

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Aug 2nd

Sometimes I favorite my own tweets. How conceited am I?

Aug 2nd

Nothing like having a headache so intense it is radiating into my back.

Aug 2nd

I just got dissed by a seven year old. She gave me the loser sign.

Aug 2nd

We’ve had some good times, and one bad time

Aug 2nd

Boyfriend really isn’t winning any points here… He just threatened to punch a puppy in...

Aug 1st

Boyfriend is begging me not to twitter that he just called me “mom” on accident. Sorry...

Aug 1st

OH: “someone once told me I looked like Jesus and I said no.”

Aug 1st

There is a good chance I just flicked off a man with his three kids.

Aug 1st

While filling out a loan request in big bold letters at the top it reads, “Loans are NOT...

Aug 1st

J. Rutherford FTW! http://www.myspace.com/jrutherfordmusic

Aug 1st

Happy August everybody! 29 days til move out day

Aug 1st