Buongiorno Principessa!

I am listening to a 30 something year old woman laughing and making fun of a nine year old girl for...

Jul 2nd

I drink more capri suns then anyone should. I could probably set a record for most capri sun drank...

Jul 1st

Bored at work 6 year old Kate says to me in a serious concerned adult voice, “hey are you ok?...

Jul 1st

In all seriousness, I just attempted to walk through a door without opening it first. My nose hurts.

Jul 1st

Your overly pimped out facebook page freaks...

Jul 1st

Some stupid kid thinks that @KevinRose is the creator of Facebook.

Jul 1st

I broke a toilet paper dispenser. I guess pulling toilet paper out of it was too much to ask, it...

Jul 1st

Ew my feet are super dirty

Jun 30th

Why is my coffee white? Someone went a little cream crazy

Jun 30th

I want to buy a tshirt with a banana on a bicycle on it.

Jun 30th

Did this grown woman seriously just cut me in this obnoxiously long line?

Jun 30th

I bought the expensive mascara because it came in an orange container

Jun 29th

Today would have been a good day for a flask.

Jun 29th

I just witnessed sonic the hedge hog lose to a bear and a small child in a race. What is the world...

Jun 28th

Talking to my sister she says, “I accidently went to an Indian movie once on a weird date with...

Jun 28th

I am going to go ahead and say that Wall-E is my new favorite

Jun 28th

Antsy Pants

Jun 27th

100 followers! I deserve a reward, a prize, a present, a trophy!

Jun 27th

There is nothing like having crackers for dinner when you are hungry enough to eat a small continent

Jun 27th

Well I feel dumb

Jun 27th

I would love some coffee

Jun 26th

7 year old Mary told me she wants a new rompus(butt). She wants it to be shiny with lots of sparkles

Jun 26th

Crazy lady in the bathroom freaked out because she said we were going to get locked in the bathroom.

Jun 26th

Boo traffic. You keep creepin into my life even when I told you to stay away. Get a clue!

Jun 26th

Maury’s show today is about 94lbs two year olds. SICK! what is our world coming?

Jun 26th

Today is going to be a drink a lot of coffee day. Feel free to contribute

Jun 26th

The Makeover

Jun 26th

My life is complete now that @trippinforyou is on twitter!

Jun 26th

New domain name! www.whatsthatblog.com I am so excited I just screamed a little.

Jun 26th

Today’s Highs and Lows

Jun 26th

At least I never tried to make Yoshi out of...

Jun 26th

Today’s Highs and Lows

Jun 25th

I know I said I wanted all these extra hours at work. But it is seriously exhausting.

Jun 25th

On facebook there is an application called top friends. I am on his top friends and it’s...

Jun 25th

When I spill toothpaste on a colored shirt it turns white. When I spill toothpaste on a white shirt...

Jun 25th

There is a 92% chance I’m playing with a tomagotchi right now

Jun 25th

I am pretty sure a rap song that says”I be making you wet”along with a few fbombs is not...

Jun 24th

At least I never tried to make Yoshi out of...

Jun 24th

Have you ever been talking to someone and laugh through your nose and a big snot ends up on your...

Jun 24th

This is weird. I’m going to sleep in my own bed tonight…it’s been a while. Hello...

Jun 24th

Dfoile home i am

Jun 24th

Pretty feet

Jun 23rd

Jun 23rd

Just received a shirt in the mail that I did not purchase. Woo free clothes! I have no idea who sent...

Jun 23rd

Drinking something named “hardcore” makes me feel like a badass

Jun 23rd

Double twisting double back

Jun 22nd

Flock is being a little bitch. I have shown flock nothing but love, why is it doing this to me?

Jun 22nd

My boyfriend thinks that “you look old” is a compliment. What a goof.

Jun 22nd

Coming from personal experience It’s really difficult to brush your teeth with the hiccups

Jun 21st

Not enough leg room in this booth. I swear to god if I get kicked one more time I am going to face...

Jun 21st

Lets go swimming

Jun 20th

New swim suit arrived in the mail today! Woo

Jun 20th

Just taught my mom what RSS is and how to use google reader. She seems overwhelmed with all her new...

Jun 20th

I wish that boyfriend and I owned roller blades

Jun 20th

I am drunk driving. Mario kart style

Jun 20th

I’m tipsies

Jun 20th

Do gummy bears get old? I have a bag from Christmas…

Jun 19th

I just heard the most amazing and unbelievable gossip.

Jun 19th

I think this bowl of food that I am eating is Chili. I hope it is but I am not sure anymore, I think...

Jun 19th

The coffee maker died this morning :(

Jun 19th

Top Secret Girl Code

Jun 19th

Jun 19th

Jun 19th

The perfect keyboard

Jun 19th

I had an itch on my face and boyfriend suggested I use a knife to scratch it

Jun 19th

My sister’s puppy hates how I dance. I know this because as soon as I started shaking to the...

Jun 18th

I bought the Katy Perry cd even though I dislike the “I kissed a girl” I am obsessed...

Jun 18th

DId I just dedicate an entire blog post about my love for my keyboard? The answer is yes, yes I did.

Jun 18th

Mylifewouldn’tbethesamewithoutyou

Jun 18th

I am in love with a song that I can’t buy unless I purchase the entire album, the album is $8....

Jun 18th

Listening to Pussycat Dolls… I’m guilty

Jun 18th

Today at work I got paid to build a fort and watch 101 dalmations in it

Jun 17th

Most boys hoot and holler when I walk by. This any yelled, “boo you suck”

Jun 17th

I love working in a place where kids shout “YAY you’re here” when I walk in

Jun 17th

Reason #476 why I date Shawn: he makes the best coffee in the world

Jun 17th

I just saw @ryanm15 walking down the street wearing a Diggnation shirt. Nice

Jun 17th

Oh dang I’m eating tomatos. What can I say? I live on the edge. Hope it doesn’t kill me

Jun 17th

*LOUD WHALE-ISH NOISE*

Jun 17th

My undies have whales on them and my new blog post has the word whale in the title. I just felt that...

Jun 17th

I love how everyone that works in Dairy Queen looks like they’ve been thrown up on

Jun 17th

I’m so stupid sometimes.

Jun 17th

All this road construction is forcing me to take the longest possible route to work.

Jun 16th

I think I could walk to work faster than this. Ugh

Jun 16th

Two bowls of cereal

Jun 16th

It’s pie time. Hell yes.

Jun 16th

Am I seeing this right. Is that my mom holding a beer? My god it is and she’s drinking it!

Jun 16th

My neighbors seem to have bought a dinner bell. It is exactly what it sounds like it is.

Jun 15th

The man who lives with 5 women

Jun 15th

In dreams I see myself flying

Jun 15th

Reason #714 why I’m dating Shawn: I love the way he says good morning

Jun 15th

Looked at a picture and said, “It’s a crotch! I mean..Lamp!” In my defense, it...

Jun 15th

I see you are playing stupid again, looks like you are winning too.

Jun 15th

I love myself I think I’m grand I go to movies and hold my hand I put my hands around my waist...

Jun 15th

Listening to good old Travis Barker

Jun 14th

My sisters are going to kill each other. Lets hope I don’t get in their way or I might go down...

Jun 14th

Bf thinks I’m pretty when Im wearing a big tshirt,didn’t brush my hair,no makeup,and...

Jun 14th

The standard size drive way is not big enough for a standard size family. Just saying.

Jun 14th

My rainbow has holes in it

Jun 14th

Come on over

Jun 14th

I just sat through the shortest play ever

Jun 14th

The joke that got old

Jun 13th

Boyfriend asked, “Have you been face fucking a freaky fairy?” Apparently my face has...

Jun 12th

Busiest Day (yay!)

Jun 12th

Totally uncomfortable and I can’t do anything about it.

Jun 12th

I think on average I spill at least four beverages a week on boyfriends floor. Sorry boyfriend.

Jun 12th

I’m a gymnastics coach. Why am i painting the walls

Jun 11th

I have a secret that nobody knows.

Jun 11th

Applying for a second job! Wish me luck

Jun 11th

I just beat my record for most visits in one day on my blog stats! I couldn’t be happier!

Jun 10th

Yea, I don’t know how to use this

Jun 10th

Raise your hand if you think this is weird, I’m driving my boyfriends step dads car.

Jun 9th

Me being straight forward

Jun 9th

Red shorts, brown argyle knee socks, white and purple striped tshirt and glasses is my outfit today.

Jun 9th

I am pretty sure I just yelled, “FUCK” in boyfriends parents house while they are...

Jun 9th

Should I make my boyfriend go see sex and the city with me tonight? Or should I be nice and see The...

Jun 8th

Apples and Oranges

Jun 8th

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

Jun 8th

I’m doing my laundry at someone elses house while they are out

Jun 8th

I don’t understand how to work @Folie and @ryanm15 DVD player. I wish they’d help me

Jun 8th

Kids that only talk in a whisper really freak me out

Jun 7th

Tear Proof

Jun 7th

Long line. I feel sick to my stomach

Jun 6th

He is not good.

Jun 6th

I use to enjoy rainbows

Jun 6th

I shouldn’t be going to work right now.

Jun 5th

I accidently just flashed somebody

Jun 5th

A Whole Lot of Estrogen

Jun 5th

Can’t move…

Jun 5th

Just pretend I didn’t tear your world apart

Jun 5th

My sister has itchy arm pits

Jun 5th

Spilled coffee all over my chest while at work. Great.

Jun 4th

This cracka is stupid

Jun 4th

Good thing I brought my library card cause I’m checking you out!

Jun 4th

My sister has the BEST slippers.

Jun 4th

I love that when my mom leaves the room she says, “I’m out”

Jun 4th

The pile of dirty laundry currently in two hampers, one laundry basket, and my floor is quite...

Jun 4th

Tuna Man

Jun 4th

7 year old girl gave me some advice, “don’t marry a boy they have something between...

Jun 3rd

Does anybody clean the inside of their toaster? We put bread in there, we should clean it out!

Jun 3rd

Dirty Underwear

Jun 3rd

Nobody feels their jiggles and keeps on jiggling.

Jun 3rd

Pile of Panties

Jun 3rd

Did I really just buy nine pairs of underwear? I am set in the panty department

Jun 2nd

Someone just made fun of me for saying “I don’t need a bag thanks”she said,...

Jun 2nd

Well my washing machine is broken, its official. Now instead of taking my clothes to a laundry Mat I...

Jun 2nd

I am who I am because of a hot and tasty...

Jun 2nd

Tonight is a good night for some tea

Jun 2nd