Buongiorno Principessa!

Maybe I’d have more money if I was a stripper.

Jun 1st

Bruised hands? Wtf this hurts

May 31st

I don’t know if my mouth is bleeding or its that I had too many red Starburst but when I was...

May 31st

Putting on my makeup without my contacts in, this should be interesting because I am blind as a bat.

May 31st

I wish my sister was here to straighten my hair, she is so much better at it then I am. That or I am...

May 31st

Last night my phone was dying today it’s not. Did I charge it? No. Does that make sense? No

May 31st

I just sneezed on my cat, I don’t think she liked it very much

May 31st

Either boyfriend is snorting like a loud obnoxious and awkward pig, or he fell asleep and thats the...

May 31st

Wearing a dress and no one around me is awake enough to help me with the unzipping process. This is...

May 31st

It’s a whiskey kind of a night. Too bad I don’t have my ID with me

May 31st

My god why do I always get hit on by the creepiest and I mean creepiest man alive?

May 30th

The man at dunkin donuts thinks I’m pretty. He told me so

May 30th

Help, I need to dress up today should i wear a black dress,a purple dress, or a white skirt with a...

May 30th

My sister is on twitter now! Follow @rororoyourboat

May 30th

Super exhausted, I seriously don’t wanna move but there is so much to do today

May 30th

Someone at this starbucks is named Annette…i’m the only Annette!

May 30th

School is empty

May 29th

Tweet tweet

May 29th

I am starting to dislike the man at work with the stupidly large socks. I mean they are like 8 sizes...

May 29th

I didn’t slap you….I high fived you in the face

May 29th

I’m trying this new thing where I don’t straighten my hair. The result is frizz city

May 28th

What was that large thump in the middle of the night? Oh that is just my cat falling off my bed and...

May 28th

I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself. You...

May 28th

Home. Someone sent me a love letter

May 28th

So many obstacles. I just wanna go home

May 28th

Seriously this is the BEST smoothie I have ever had in my life

May 28th

It’s really hard to read a book when you forget to bring the book

May 28th

Ew coworkers talking about their sex lives.

May 27th

Summer school upsets my mom

May 27th

Ew. Small talk while sitting on the toilet

May 27th

Stalker Mom

May 27th

facebook you fail, you are an epic failure.

May 27th

Finally home after not being home for a while

May 27th

Laffy Taffy jokes make do the opposite of laugh.

May 26th

These jokes are so bad I’m actually starting to cry. A funeral might be funnier than these...

May 26th

The automatic paper towel dispensar has gone haywire. I can’t get it to stop dispensing

May 26th

My phone wants to be an iPhone. I know because now it says AT&T where it normally says t-mobile

May 26th

Where my phone normally says t-mobile it now says Einstein. I didn’t do it on purpose but my...

May 26th

I burnt my hair this morning. Now it smells and its making my tummy hurt

May 26th

I’m gonna be in the car for the day. Entertain me

May 26th

So i’m gonna be sitting in the car for about five hours. Give me a riddle or tell me a story

May 24th

I hate how weak my bladder is. Yes twitter needed to know that.

May 24th

I don’t give a hoot about what you think.

May 24th

Dear women that look like men, don’t act suprised when I look panicked after seeing you in a...

May 24th

You caught me, I am listening to the Spice Girls.

May 23rd

(Random Celebrity Name Here)

May 23rd

My voice is going and its doing that sexy thing where it’s kinda raspy

May 23rd

I’m 50% helpful and 50% evil, you never know what you are gonna get.

May 23rd

This laptop is making me very hot in the pants area.

May 23rd

Forcing myself to eat pie.

May 22nd

I love my new bra so much I’m considering walking around topless.

May 22nd

Boyfriend and I just bought toothbrushes together….yea we are THAT couple

May 22nd

Where oh where is my toothbrush?

May 22nd

Waking up and realizing I have my favorite cereal is the greatest thing to wake up to.

May 22nd

There is a man in my yard taking pictures of my house…is that normal?

May 22nd

Tweet too much?

May 22nd

My sister just said, ” I want mice to make me a dress”

May 22nd

I got free underwear!

May 22nd

Grades are posted I can stop stressing out now

May 21st

No one should ever start a sentence by saying, “is this considered child abuse…”

May 20th

Screw you internet! I got you to work…IN YO FACE

May 20th

My sister told me I need to take away my sexy

May 20th

If only I remembered coffee :(

May 19th

I have the best mom in the world

May 19th

Awkward encounters

May 19th

Reasons Why I Can’t Dump You…

May 19th

The result of drunk Mario Kart is last place and not even close to second to last place.

May 19th

Rainbow road totally kicked my ass

May 19th

My opponent says its getting harder to steer. Looks like my plan is working, he is getting drunker.

May 19th

Maybe if I get my opponent to drink more I’ll beat him in Mario Kart

May 19th

Welcome to the dance party

May 19th

Or maybe I’m drunk I keep getting stuck behind trees and falling off levels you don’t...

May 19th

Mario Kart and cocktail hour!

May 19th

Cheers to drinking three nights in a row!

May 19th

Named boyfriends car. Rusty. I think it’s quite fitting

May 18th

My sisters show no signs of reproducing therefor I will not need to suffer being called aunt Annette

May 18th

:( I just killed a little bird

May 18th

I love it when the price of gas is an exact amount. It really brightens my day

May 18th

My addiction

May 18th

My sister just told me that I’m very demanding. Am I demanding?

May 18th

It’s sunday why is there so much traffic?

May 18th

Yummy breakfast

May 18th

One word - cocktails!

May 18th

It’s a make your own pizza, movie and cocktails kind of a night

May 18th

Once again I did not get carded while buying booze

May 18th

25 years 25 red roses. Aw

May 17th

I found my long lost iPod! Where was it hiding? In my running shoes. What a pleasant surprise!

May 17th

Watching iron man credits.

May 17th

Date night. Dinner at stir crazy, cookies and coffee then a movie. This night will end with massages

May 17th

Crash boom bang slobber slobber oooooo

May 17th

My boyfriend should not sing along to a Hannah Montana song especially when he doesn’t know...

May 16th

Upset because I can’t seem to find my newest favorite blogger :(

May 16th

I’ll be in boyfriendville

May 16th

Yesterday in blogosphere I found a hilarious blog I made a mental note to go back to, now if only I...

May 16th

After kissing me boyfriend says, “I feel like I just bit a dog”

May 16th

Black berry wine=crazy delicous

May 16th

Free coffee that taste like crap is satisfying only because I didn’t have to pay for it

May 15th

Why do boys think it’s a good idea to “hey baby” at a girl walking as they drive...

May 15th

The el sounds like a roller coaster

May 15th

A girl just barked at me. I wish I was joking

May 15th

Eating at the corner bakery is very satisfying. I am loving every minute of it

May 15th

I’m done with school for the summer! Woo!

May 15th

Silly me. I left my purse at home. Good one Annette

May 15th

Seeing people I haven’t talk to in a good five years. Weird

May 15th

Took a much needed shower. I feel alot better now

May 15th

Mystery lump under my chin. Am I freaking out? Yes, yes I am.

May 15th

The words, “follow me to my car and I’ll give you candy” just came out of my mouth...

May 15th

Over heard a woman at work say, “I want to be the shit show”

May 15th

My boyfriend of three years still gives me the melties

May 14th

One more final to go and then I’ll be done!

May 14th

I’m using my backpack as a blanket cause this train is so freaking cold

May 14th

I want to blog

May 14th

Alright it’s test time

May 14th

Why did I leave my hoodie at home? Ugh

May 14th

More than anything I wish I had a hoodie today

May 14th

I should take a cab today

May 14th

This train claims to be express but there as a good chance I can walk faster than this.

May 14th

I’m like shivering.

May 14th

With a shirt like this who needs pants?

May 14th

I’m full but I feel hungry. I’m such a complicated little girl.

May 13th

There needs to be a jamba juice in this building and I’d be a happy camper

May 13th

Today I don’t feel good and work is so not helping.

May 13th

Tic Tac ahoy!

May 13th

Boyfriend says he is going to clean his room now, apparently watching podcasts is cleaning. I could...

May 13th

Banana splits and greek with boyfriend :)

May 13th

My nose hurts and it might be crooked now.

May 13th

Once when I was a kid I saw a peanut butter flavored milkbone and I ate it.

May 12th

Flickr has the hiccups? At least that is what it just told me.

May 12th

Just when I thought I was having a bad day I found a big bag of blow pops in my bag

May 12th

These hippies make it sound like they are handing out super powers when they ask if I’d like...

May 12th

I love the hippies on the street w/clipboards asking people if they’d like to save the world

May 12th

I am almost positive I just failed a class. :( god this sucks

May 12th

I lost my edge

May 12th

I just saw my big fat mean professor walk in and take his big fat face on the elevator.

May 12th

Two hours before I take the worst test of my life. I just want it to be over, arg stress

May 12th

This woman has 22 clips in her hair. I just don’t see why anyone you need that many, it looks...

May 12th

Nicest man award today goes to random man on the train who let me use one of his tickets. I...

May 12th

Business man wearing plaid coverse with his suit and tie?

May 12th

Just woke up my mom and she responded with, “morning! I dunno what I’m doing, what day...

May 12th

I hate that I left my ring somewhere other than my finger :(

May 12th

Mothers day brunch

May 11th

Your mom goes to college and plays the DS too

May 11th

There is alot of estrogen in this car

May 11th

Playing mario kart as toad I came in last place and I swear toad said in his little toad voice,...

May 11th

Delaney (my phone) is doing that thing where it says it’s dying but then stays alive for...

May 11th

Crazy saturday night? Eating blowpops with boyfriend while I study and he watches video on blogging...

May 11th

Boyfriend wants me to study and told me I wasn’t allowed to blog right now. Maybe he sabotaged...

May 11th

Boyfriend just elbowed me in the face. Mostly in the nose area…he is lucky I like him

May 10th

My god did I forget to make myself coffee? How could I do that to myself?

May 10th

Just witness my cat fail miserably in attempt to jump onto the window ledge. She landed on her side...

May 10th

Some of these kid shows on the sprout channel really freak me out

May 9th

For some reason my boyfriends imitation of a dinosaur voice is high pitched and squeaky with a...

May 9th

When three year olds get brain freeze their entire body shakes violently and I can’t help but...

May 9th

I know what they are thinking, “why is my tasty treat hurting me?”

May 9th

Just heard on the sprout channel, “that monkey looks like grandpa”

May 9th

Studying for my finals by watching schoolhouse rock.

May 9th

Boyfriend left to buy me cherry popsicles. One of the many reasons I adore him

May 9th

Dear Grocery store friend, my roommate moved to Germany so you will never see her again.

May 9th

I think I’m getting sick.

May 8th

The hairspray I used makes it look like I have horrible dandrif

May 8th

I love my math teacher but five quizzes in one day?

May 8th

Did I seriously just drool? How unladylike of me

May 8th

You make me nervous so I really can’t eat

May 8th

Stressed.

May 8th

A high school freshman just asked me out…after I told him I am 21

May 8th

I found a quarter! It’s my lucky day

May 8th

I know people like to take tours of my school, but today there is an abnormal amount of them going...

May 8th

Coffee makes me feel better, it’s calming and comforting

May 8th

I am blogging while wearing my new blogging hoodie!

May 8th

Shocking, I arrive at school almost an hour before I’m suppose to be here. Why do I do this to...

May 8th

I look super cute in my new wordpress hoodie

May 8th

Whoa calm down Annette, just because she has the same granola bar doesn’t mean she is your new...

May 8th

Start your day off right. Yell at a strange man about towing your car then run to just barely catch...

May 8th

I don’t know how he does it but boyfriend even chews loud (like a horse) while eating raisins....

May 8th

I have a habit of obsessively checking my buddy list to see if boyfriend is on. He is sitting right...

May 8th

Spotlight search just saved my life.

May 8th

Fighting for my boyfriends attention. He is too busy reading todays twitters

May 8th

Ok lady I’m sorry to burst your bubble but the green thumb facebook app will NOT save the...

May 8th

I just stole a newspaper. What have I turned into?

May 8th

Unlike an airplane you do not talk to people on a train or tell them your life story. Mr. Metal head...

May 7th

Or my iPod is broken. Has anyone ever heard of an iPod skipping before?

May 7th

If my iPod’s volume is in fact the loudest it can be right now there is a good chance my ears...

May 7th

This toilet is flusher happy. Flushed a total of three times before I even finished.

May 7th

Sick people suck

May 7th

8 year old girl asked me, “Annette do you wear thongs?”

May 6th

I think I get taller when its warm out.

May 6th

Ok I gave the apple a time out because it hurt my tooth.

May 6th

I’m eating an apple but pretending its a pear…it tastes better that way

May 6th

Would you like to come to the party with the laptops?

May 6th

If math was a religion I’d be an atheist.

May 6th

Someone switched around the dog food bin and the garbage.The result?I keep throwing my trash in the...

May 6th

I feel so ugly today.

May 5th

I don’t like where I am sitting because it smells like cat food.

May 5th

I wish my boyfriend was online

May 5th

Having a hard attack.

May 5th

Whoa, I just found out I could move a window to a different space by dragging it to that particular...

May 5th

There is a good chance I just ate all of boyfriends M&M’s

May 5th

Chinese food+juno+wine+boyfriend=perfect evening

May 3rd

Christmas music? Someone stop me I have a problem.

May 3rd

I feel bad for babies with ugly parents.

May 3rd

Boyfriend stares at me while I sleep and tells me I smell nice. It sounds creepy but it’s...

May 3rd

Stop provoking me, this is going to end...

May 3rd

If my lips moved to deluth left a mess and took my tooth, that’d be too bad, I’d call my...

May 3rd

If my lips ever left my mouth packed a bag and headed south that’d be too bad I’d be so...

May 3rd

If my lips said, “adios! I don’t like you I think you’re gross” that’d...

May 3rd

Standing on carts is not a good idea. Fell off now I’m walking funny and my hip is throbbing.

May 2nd

Packing everything my boyfriend owns. My god he is a packrat

May 2nd

What would you do is prison? Boyfriend, “I’d lift weights with one arm until that one...

May 2nd

Winery? Why not it’s delicious.

May 2nd

Yum chili’s. So so tasty

May 2nd

An hour til boyfriend time!

May 2nd

…and my iPod just died. :( sad

May 1st

Brain freeze so bad I could puke

May 1st

One on one meeting with my teacher makes me feel like I’m in trouble and about to get...

May 1st

It’s too bad sweat spots aren’t sexy.

May 1st

I love your bed

May 1st

The middle aged woman next to me seems to think her lap is a drum set and her coffee cup is a cymbal

May 1st

Most children love the train. For the girl in front of me that is not the case. She looks petrified

May 1st

Ok crazy lady the girl is petrified don’t tell her how to escape if the train happens to TIP...

May 1st

Ok this dude thinks he’s Elvis. You think I’m joking? I wish I was.

May 1st

This gosh darn backpack is so heavy I think I might tip over

May 1st

New contacts have NEVER felt this good. Today is off to a good start…

May 1st

Bust out the DS so close to finals? Probably a bad idea, oh well

May 1st