Buongiorno Principessa!

…and my iPod just died. :( sad

May 1st

Brain freeze so bad I could puke

May 1st

One on one meeting with my teacher makes me feel like I’m in trouble and about to get...

May 1st

I love your bed

May 1st

It’s too bad sweat spots aren’t sexy.

May 1st

Most children love the train. For the girl in front of me that is not the case. She looks petrified

May 1st

The middle aged woman next to me seems to think her lap is a drum set and her coffee cup is a cymbal

May 1st

Ok crazy lady the girl is petrified don’t tell her how to escape if the train happens to TIP...

May 1st

Ok this dude thinks he’s Elvis. You think I’m joking? I wish I was.

May 1st

This gosh darn backpack is so heavy I think I might tip over

May 1st

Bust out the DS so close to finals? Probably a bad idea, oh well

May 1st

New contacts have NEVER felt this good. Today is off to a good start…

May 1st

My sister: “I’m too beautiful to leave the house and I want to dance all night long and...

May 1st

Sometimes I hate putting up a new post on my blog because then the post on the bottom of my page...

May 1st

So I get to see boyfriend tomorrow!

May 1st

Poor VB

May 1st

Hey self, be a better student.

May 1st

I’d rather put honey in my socks.

May 1st

I just drank my weight in grapefruit juice

May 1st

Showed up for work today and someone left me a squirt gun with a note that said, “be...

Apr 30th

Something smells. I hope it’s not me but I’m in public so I can’t do check.

Apr 30th

Hey what’s up I like your hair. I wanted to say I like your butt but I thought that might be...

Apr 30th

Save me a slice

Apr 30th

Presentation on Monday have I even given it any thought let alone started working on it? No. The...

Apr 30th

I think there is a good chance I shrunk in my sleep last night. The world seems alot bigger today.

Apr 30th

YAY for smart people

Apr 30th

Ok Mr. External Harddrive stop being a bitch. I’ve quit EVERY application there surely you...

Apr 30th

I think that an xbox and GTA 4 is a waste of money and time

Apr 30th

My phone has been “dying” for four hours now. I wish it would just die already, poor...

Apr 30th

What time is it in Germany?

Apr 29th

Kelly, I know the title of your store is “Kelly’s Meat Market” but no one should...

Apr 29th

I just went past a cop and panicked. Then I realized I’m on a train, he can’t pull me...

Apr 29th

Listen to the song off the Greece soundtrack called, “look at me I’m Sandra Dee”...

Apr 29th

I could never be a vegetarian. Why? One word, salemi.

Apr 29th

Thank god I have unlimited texting. It allows me to twitter freely. And man do I love tweeting.

Apr 29th

Anything I feel like saying that s ore than 140 characters I blog about. If it’s less I...

Apr 29th

Mr. Conductor showed up for work today with a woman and i big smile on his face. Good for him!

Apr 29th

I want to sing along to the songs I’m currently listening to while on a train. Do you think...

Apr 29th

My coffee smells so delicious but I just brushed my teeth and I don’t want to ruin my minty...

Apr 29th

this woman is wearing boots with poofy pirate pants tucked in and a flowy skirt over that with a...

Apr 29th

Unless you are with people you know and they want to hear about what you are reading read to...

Apr 29th

The McCullough boys are making me laugh out loud. It’s great :)

Apr 29th

People that read out loud in public are weird.

Apr 29th

Eat Dirt

Apr 29th

When I said, “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Apr 29th

Phew does it feel good to be finished with a research paper.

Apr 29th

I just saw an orange mini cooper. It was love at first sight.

Apr 28th

Sometimes when I chew gum it disappears and I panic a little thinking it must be in my hair. In...

Apr 28th

Seriously train. It’s snowing outside. That usually means It’s not a good time to turn...

Apr 28th

My boyfriends biggest distraction right now is twitter. @Folie GO STUDY!

Apr 28th

The name of my breakfast? “A morning quickie” I think I only ordered it because of the...

Apr 28th

I wish life was like elementary school and I could walk over to the super cute girl sitting alone in...

Apr 28th

Yea I’m that little girl that is creeping up right next to the man with the large umbrella to...

Apr 28th

Why am I the only person on this train? This seems odd to me. It’s Monday isn’t it?

Apr 28th

I totally lost the grey hat that I barrowed and never planning on returning. This sucks.

Apr 28th

Someone just got on the train wearing a google shirt. I think I’m in love. I should show him...

Apr 28th

How do you casually show a man your pen? It’s not something I should shove in his face

Apr 28th

Personal Record Breaking Prize!

Apr 28th

All the cool kids are doing it! @RyanM15

Apr 28th

You can tell I have a huge research paper to work on because I updated my blog twice today.

Apr 27th

Then we started kissing

Apr 27th

It’s 5pm and I’m still drinking coffee like it’s 7am

Apr 27th

Twitter got SO MUCH BETTER now that the TRS guys are on it :)

Apr 27th

My sister is using a twizzler as a spoon for her yogurt.

Apr 27th

You should see how many tabs I have open right now, is there a tab limit? I feel like I am going to...

Apr 27th

A small rant..

Apr 27th

Just sneezed and hit my head on my cup of coffee. Ouch, that’s going to bruise.

Apr 27th

Something smells like pee my sisters responded with, “granny is cleaning out the fridge”...

Apr 27th

I miss my little roommate.

Apr 27th

These potholes will be the end of this car

Apr 26th

….and again

Apr 26th

Fell off my chair…. again

Apr 26th

I really want to get up and have some coffee but my cat is so comfortably sleeping on my legs I...

Apr 26th

It’s like my cat read my mind, right after that tweet she moved

Apr 26th

Just woke up from a terrible nightmare…I was wearing the most hideous polka-dotted shirt in...

Apr 26th

It’s 8:32 and I’ve been working on this paper all day, I have almost nothing done....

Apr 26th

I’m sick of the things I do when I’m nervous

Apr 26th

Sexiest woman of 2008? I think so! www.whatsthat.wordpress.com

Apr 25th

#1 was a no brainer

Apr 25th

Dear spinning beach ball, DIE!

Apr 25th

Good thing I slammed my fingers in a window when I have to type 20 pages worth of research paper.

Apr 25th

My room is so not the place to do homework.

Apr 25th

I hardly ever wear my glass but now that they are gone and won’t be back for another week, I...

Apr 25th

I have two ten page research papers due on wednesday. I haven’t started I should be freaking...

Apr 25th

My eye doctor only works three days a week. Must be nice, I think I chose the wrong profession.

Apr 25th

Relax Annette! Why does your tummy hurt? Calm down.

Apr 25th

All ready for my eye exam! I’m kinda nervous.

Apr 25th

I shouldn’t be saying this until my frontal...

Apr 25th

I just heard a man say, “how does it feel in your mouth? Does it explode?” he was...

Apr 25th

Eating at a nice little italian restaurant with the family. I’m so under dressed.

Apr 25th

Changing my clothes because what I had on was not appropriate for a family dinner.

Apr 25th

kitty, you could have my bed to yourself yet you choose to sleep on my desk smushed up against the...

Apr 25th

i’m sitting next to a girl that is like 12. Her feet touch the ground and my don’t.

Apr 24th

I love the sounds even if the lead singer is a total nutbag

Apr 24th

Today would have been a good day for a belt. I wonder how many lucky people have seen my...

Apr 24th

My juice is unnaturally maroon colored.

Apr 24th

It’s 70 degree’s not 90 the AC doesn’t need to be so intense.

Apr 23rd

I pretend I have more food then I do by eating really slow, it takes me a long time so its like...

Apr 23rd

Conductor in training, how cute!

Apr 23rd

Apr 23rd

I think I need a new chair

Apr 23rd

Look what I did to my chair.

Apr 23rd

I just want to go home now. Can I be done working? There kids can coach themselves.

Apr 23rd

Do you care if I don’t know what to say

Apr 22nd

Drinking my smoothie out of a coffee cup

Apr 22nd

That’s scary, there is a huge sign that says, “child abduction alert” I know...

Apr 22nd

Cutest thing ever? The little 2 year old boy waving at the train as it passes.

Apr 22nd

Mr. Forgetful conductor, thanks for forgetting me

Apr 22nd

I’m really starting to dislike baseball season.

Apr 22nd

Dear boyfriend, I miss you.

Apr 22nd

I forgot my chair was broken and sat down on it while holding a bowl of cereal…now there are...

Apr 22nd

The impossible spot to reach on my back itches like a bitch

Apr 22nd

Rules Of the Revovler

Apr 21st

I sat in my chair and it broke…wow way to make a girl feel fat.

Apr 21st

When I crack my neck I feel a tingle in my hands. Odd.

Apr 21st

Having a minor panic attack.

Apr 21st

Sometimes I feel sexy in a t-shirt.

Apr 21st

Yesterday I went to bed at the same time that I need to wake up tomorrow. This can seriously mess...

Apr 21st

So facebook just got really weird…facebook chatting anyone?

Apr 21st

Headphones, mufflers, and the circus.

Apr 21st

Now THAT’S something to blog about! www.whatsthat.wordpress.com

Apr 21st

I LOVE coming home to a new POST SECRET!

Apr 21st

1 o clock and just waking up? Yea

Apr 20th

Who knew the circus would have an old man stripping

Apr 20th

Flipping off swings? This is totally my line of act.

Apr 20th

Did I say the hand balancing act was sexual? The ropes are a downright pole dancing

Apr 20th

At the circus: the hand balancing act is very sexual

Apr 20th

We used ipod headphones to tie the muffler to the car.

Apr 19th

Two really cute girls stuck all alone in the middle of nowhere :(

Apr 19th

We are on our way now! We are going to make it to the circus

Apr 19th

In the middle of nowhere and the muffler falls off… But not all the way, just mostly. Great.

Apr 19th

Nothing like saturday morning studying!

Apr 19th

“Your backup disk is now full” …sigh…that’s depressing.

Apr 19th

Dear Chest, you make me super nervous when you are in pain so could you please stop hurting? K...

Apr 19th

Lucy’s Love

Apr 18th

Being the laziest person I know how to be

Apr 18th

Did I seriousy just accidently kick a rock at the man in front of me? The answer is yes, yes I did.

Apr 17th

The math gods came down to visit me and gave me the brains of a genius.

Apr 17th

Happy little school girls.

Apr 17th

I kind of want to experiment and try sushi.

Apr 17th

Its hard to explain but try and picture this; inside out french braid that splits off into two very...

Apr 17th

I love today so far.

Apr 17th

I wanted my cat to stop smelling like cat. I put perfume on her, she smells excellently not like cat...

Apr 17th

If your hair is two and a half inches long it’s too short to attempt pig tails. Sorry lady but...

Apr 16th

Rocking out to my mom’s playlist. She listens to motion city soundtrack? Sweet.

Apr 16th

Woke up an hour late today. Thank god for cute hats

Apr 16th

Girl next to me is googling STD’s. I worry about her

Apr 16th

Dear toilet, don’t flush before I finish. Thanks

Apr 16th

It all started with a chair.

Apr 16th

The highlight of my day? Lunch time.

Apr 15th

I put on a free sample of lotion. My hands are so sparkly it looks like I strangled a fairy.

Apr 15th

It’s been so long since I’ve used internet explore I barely know how

Apr 15th

The battery life on my iPod isn’t going to last that much longer. I’m trying my best to...

Apr 15th

Really wish I had that second cup of coffee.

Apr 15th

My favorite movie came out today!

Apr 15th

The Caterpillar, woo!

Apr 15th

I have dreams that I can solve a rubiks cube

Apr 15th

If someone offers me chips and salsa my answer will always be yes.

Apr 15th

Wine on a monday. Delicious.

Apr 15th

Painful throbbing in my thumb. I need to check webmd.com

Apr 14th

Backpacks look weird on little people…they look even weirder on giant people.

Apr 14th

When someone hands you a flyer it’s like the are saying, “Here, you throw this...

Apr 14th

I’d rather teach a monkey sign language than sit through my political science class.

Apr 14th

A girl handed me a flyer and I threw it away. Later I saw her take it out of the trash. I felt bad.

Apr 14th

You know how sometimes you can just tell that someone in the room is talking about you? Yea.

Apr 14th

My chair is adorably small & blue. Too bad it’s super uncomfortable I want a new one that...

Apr 14th

I need two large monitors. This ten inch screen just isn’t cutting it.

Apr 14th

Sure I have pages, but two 20 inch monitors side by side would be oh so much easier to work with

Apr 14th

Write a paper or a blog? Decisions decisions

Apr 14th

Whoever said that banana would be a good flavor for laffy taffy was oh so wrong.

Apr 14th

I’ve got style and baby I know how to use it.

Apr 14th

Joke from my laffy taffy, “What is a hermit? a girls baseball glove!”

Apr 14th

Another joke from my laffy taffy, “What do you call a happy cherry? A MERRY cherry!”

Apr 14th

Wish I had lollipops. Lots and lots of lollipops

Apr 13th

Texting and driving on the highway is not safe. The girl driving me missed the memo.

Apr 13th

Drive drive drive all day long.

Apr 13th

It’s going to be a long drive home.

Apr 13th

I am not a fan of my Mii being my avatar. I need a new one, any suggestions?

Apr 13th

I’d rather be playing with a rubiks cube

Apr 13th

Burning sensation in my chest. It may or may not have to do with what I am drinking. But ow I need...

Apr 13th

It’s not very reassuring when you tell a cab driver where you want to go and he says,...

Apr 13th

Just say no to powdered coffee cream.

Apr 12th

Mystery black line across boyfriends computer.

Apr 12th

Lay with me I could use the company

Apr 12th

I get to see my meltie today!

Apr 11th

It only took two alarms to wake me up this morning instead of the usually three.

Apr 11th

There are some nice people in the city today.

Apr 10th

It’s pouring and someone just walked about ten blocks with me holding an umbrella over my...

Apr 10th

Me and toast are such good buddies. I can’t ever imagine hating toast.

Apr 10th

Orange google pen? Yes it’s true and it made my day

Apr 10th

I’m sorry if I’m being a jerk today.

Apr 10th

Why the hell would I lie about when my class gets out? You are right, i wouldn’t.

Apr 10th

Today turned around. My school was giving out free food, sure it was weird food but food nonetheless

Apr 10th

Off to a good start. My pants are dirty and smell like beer, I forgot my wallet, my lunch, and my...

Apr 10th

A bad bad hypo

Apr 10th

Eating more licorice sticks then I should…I can’t seem to stop

Apr 10th

I want a Digg hoodie.

Apr 10th

I just want to sleep.

Apr 10th

“I’ll have the tea Sparkle” what was I thinking? This stuff is gross and I knew...

Apr 9th

Currently having an orange candy party with myself. You are invited to join me but you have to...

Apr 9th

The person in my class that is chewing her gum with her mouth open smacking her lips together and...

Apr 9th

That’s odd…I woke up with underwear in my pocket.

Apr 9th

Obsessively checking blogs stats. I was SO SO SO close to beating my most viewed record that was set...

Apr 9th

These are a few of my favorite things www.whatsthat.wordpress.com

Apr 9th

Longest day ever.

Apr 9th

Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String

Apr 9th

Dear starbucks, I’m not even close to being satisfied with my coffee from you. Don’t...

Apr 9th

Nobody that works at my work actually works. They don’t even have the decency to show up.

Apr 8th

Trying to enjoy a sandwich but I can’t because of the very distressed man frowning staring at...

Apr 8th

Holy cow! Are those fruit roll ups in my bag? I forgot I put those in there what a pleasant suprise!...

Apr 8th

You should just be here.

Apr 8th

I’m quite jumpy today. Everytime someone sneezes I jump embarrassingly high in fear.

Apr 8th

Today’s train ride was conducted by Mr. Forgetful which means I rode for free.

Apr 8th

Everyone loves the ticket lady. There is always someone telling her their life story. She rocks.

Apr 8th

I didn’t want the rest of my orange so I threw it out. Why do I feel guilty? Like I hurt the...

Apr 8th

It’s waffle time it’s waffle time

Apr 8th

Well this is silly. This woman seems to think it’s ok to wear a graduation gown as a coat.

Apr 8th

I tried to draw the letter Y in balloon letters, it looks more like a dick than a Y. Whats worse?...

Apr 8th

This guy is suppose to be leaf blowing. He is actually just trash blowing. Gross. We have got to...

Apr 7th

I’m convinced my bladder is the size of a ping pong ball

Apr 7th

There is a crazy man in the train station. I don’t know how else to explain it other than...

Apr 7th

Worst teacher award goes to… Professor Kaplinsky.

Apr 7th

My political science teacher makes me want to cry and throw up at the same time.

Apr 7th

My stomach is growling so loud it is actually turning heads.

Apr 7th

I’m late. My train is late. Glad we both got the memo.

Apr 7th

Wet mascara on long eye lashes can be quite the mess.

Apr 7th

Making a new “mix tape” for my shuffle

Apr 7th

I need to get some sun. I am a pasty little white girl.

Apr 7th

It’s nice that I got so much done tonight…oh wait, I didn’t.

Apr 7th

Mecca is a great word

Apr 7th

I want to marry a guy with the last name “Man” how fun would that be? Mrs. Man....

Apr 6th

What do you get a woman that is turning 60?

Apr 6th

I have a problem putting too much dressing on my salad. It really over powers the veggies.

Apr 6th

I Should Just Date a Doctor

Apr 6th

I don’t want anyone else

Apr 6th

I hope you are having more fun than me

Apr 6th

No I will not hold your hand. Thanks for asking though

Apr 6th

Bad wine and rock band. Nice.

Apr 6th

Ok Time machine. I’ve had enough of you and your backing up constantly. It’s getting a...

Apr 6th

If doing my homework means searching the internet for cute elephant t-shirts then I’m doing a...

Apr 6th

I’ve got your voice on tape, I’ve got your words in me.

Apr 5th

My pinky finger fell asleep about a half an hour ago. I’m worried, why won’t it wake...

Apr 5th

Super Permium Pack

Apr 4th

If you want to get off the phone with someone say, “I need to get going” don’t...

Apr 4th

Um….the power went out.

Apr 4th

Two things I am obsessed with at this moment: D’Orange lotion by L’Occitane and...

Apr 4th

Really time machine, I love you, I do. But do you have to backup 1000 times a day? You make my...

Apr 4th

Swear Filter

Apr 4th

The conductor just said we were going to terminate the stop I am getting off at. I’m a little...

Apr 3rd

Having trouble staying awake

Apr 3rd

You know the feeling when you have a quiz you thought you were ready for but then you come to find...

Apr 3rd

Two teachers from the math department died this week :(

Apr 3rd

Finally. It feels like spring, why am I wearing a winter coat?

Apr 3rd

The woman that made my coffee just said, “you enjoy that baby” I like her.

Apr 3rd

Oh the drunk men are in trouble. They got yelled at by the conductor. He wants to kick them off

Apr 3rd

The train bathroom has been in constant use since I’ve gotten on.

Apr 3rd

They are all drunk and they are all on the train and there is not enough seats for all of us.

Apr 3rd

Happy GPD! New blog post up!

Apr 3rd

GPD08

Apr 3rd

I’m AWESOME. Check it, blog.shawnmichael.net

Apr 3rd

I’m eating banana flavored chips. Interesting, eating 1oz of these counts as 1/2 a serving of...

Apr 2nd

If I was a flower growing wild and free all I’d want...

Apr 2nd

Color Pop and Sketch

Apr 2nd

I love my blog

Apr 2nd

Apr 2nd

5 year old Bella just came up to me and said, “guess what? My babysitter is getting a baby...

Apr 2nd

A little girl just said to me, “as an april fool joke i want to tie you up and hit you until...

Apr 2nd

My Jamba juice played a trick on me. It looked like a normal cup but no, it had a hole near the...

Apr 2nd

Wow Diann Burns lost her job?! She was top anchor, she made 2 million per year

Apr 2nd

Wow three quizzes and i didn’t bring my calc. It takes me twice as long to figure it out.

Apr 2nd

I’ve had 3 cups of coffee and still tired. I feel like someone played an evil april fools joke...

Apr 1st

Banana

Apr 1st