Buongiorno Principessa!

I’m too busy pretending I’m perfect

Dec 31st

Smile

Dec 31st

I want a new computer for my birthday.

Dec 31st

Laughter has no foreign accent.

Dec 31st

I had pixie stix in my purse but they broke and now all my stuff is covered with sugar

Dec 31st

You’re so nice and You’re so smart You’re such a good friend i have to break your...

Dec 31st

Jesus wore a snuggie

Dec 29th

Brilliant Blog

Dec 29th

I won’t kill you cause you are just too much fun.

Dec 29th

Man:”there is something wrong with your beer if you have to add an orange to it” I...

Dec 28th

Horse riding toy for adults? Yea no this is a sex toy.

Dec 27th

If you aren’t careful a little fib can destroy a city and eventually it will eat you.

Dec 27th

My new favorite game is wurdle. It’s almost as addicting as Scrabble.

Dec 27th

Instead of kissing me my boyfriend just yells, “POW!” In my face. I’d rather kiss...

Dec 27th

I feel like i’m driving through a cloud

Dec 27th

My sister has her facebook set in spanish.. I dunno why I just found that amusing.

Dec 26th

Flavored coffee spoons are the best seriously. Just don’t lick them you will be disappointed.

Dec 25th

Sometimes i look in the mirror and laugh at myself because i cross my eyes.

Dec 25th

For people with birthdays in December, I bet your bday would be a bigger deal if you were conceived...

Dec 25th

My cousin: “my son makes me wish it was ok to beat children.. And no I’m not...

Dec 25th

The ugly bracelet my boyfriend’s stepmom gave me for christmas last year now belongs to a six...

Dec 25th

Pie.

Dec 25th

A+, B+, C+, C-, and an incomplete…dang

Dec 24th

I got mad at bf for drinking before we clanked our glasses together & said cheers.What did he...

Dec 24th

Boys are slow and dumb creatures.

Dec 24th

I may or may not have been shopping all the live long day with @trippinforyou

Dec 24th

Would you like some salt with your caramel? Um no. Starbucks don’t be stupid. Caramel and salt...

Dec 23rd

Amanda’s shoe lace song, “i am a string, so am i, let’s be friends, lets make a...

Dec 23rd

Braving the dreadfully cold and depressing weather with @trippinforyou her nose is red she looks...

Dec 22nd

i could tell that you could tell that i was taking my time

Dec 22nd

It’s time to bust out the long underwear.. Oh yea It’s super sexy

Dec 22nd

Am I always late? Oh yes, yes I am.

Dec 21st

Of course I topped off my snuggler with whip cream and sprinkes. This is my new favorite drink.

Dec 21st

Making snugglers.. Hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps :)

Dec 21st

Are all snowflakes really different? How can this theory be proven?

Dec 21st

Well somebody peed in her cornflakes this morning

Dec 21st

I might have just stolen two christmas trees with my family.. Good times.

Dec 21st

Ok maybe we didn’t steal the christmas trees.. But they were free

Dec 21st

You go through a computers like people go through paper plates..i’ve worn jeans longer!

Dec 20th

I just told my boyfriend to look at my sisters boobs..

Dec 20th

Maybe if i ignore how sick I am the sickness will leave me alone

Dec 20th

So far today has been excellent

Dec 20th

Happy birthday @folie! All my tweets will be dedicated to him today.

Dec 18th

Crying in public. Awesome.

Dec 18th

A blog post about a leaf.

Dec 18th

Keep your love lockdown

Dec 18th

Note to self: Don’t have a piece of gum you found at the bottom of a purse you haven’t...

Dec 17th

I just hit myself with a revolving door. It came up from behind and shoved me forwards into the the...

Dec 17th

OH: “When you punched me in the ribs it made my butt cheeks clench”

Dec 17th

Just got off the phone with Joey Za Za, a friend of my dads and yes that is what people really call...

Dec 17th

I got off the elevator only to realize that my entire floor smells like butt.

Dec 17th

Random people video taping @arvmazing and I as we drink coffee.

Dec 16th

I can either eat this giant pile of skittles or sleep with them.

Dec 16th

I’m so good at doing my homework, part...

Dec 16th

All my stuff is staring at me http://tinyurl.com/5g8njo

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Dec 16th

It’s pretty much -92.3 degrees outside I think I might just die.

Dec 15th

Things I’d rather be doing than my homework: Swallow a lego, read the entire dictionary than...

Dec 15th

I swear to god my roommate is drunk when she doesn’t drink anything and completely sober when...

Dec 15th

Roommates boyfriend to roommate: “You have hw to do” Roommate: “Yea? You have a...

Dec 15th

I’ve decided not to feed myself until i finish my hw. Drastic I know but it is the only way...

Dec 15th

I’m hungry. Who wants to feed me? I’ll eat a pocket.

Dec 15th

Putting googly eyes on everything…that way my inanimate objects have more personality

Dec 14th

I think my adventure getting lost in the freezing rain last night actually made me sick. I feel like...

Dec 14th

Screw studying and writing papers, all I wanna do is make a gingerbread house

Dec 14th

I just totally made fun of a girl for being ugly then found out they are going to HARVARD. Way to go...

Dec 14th

Me and Kevin Devine all the way

Dec 14th

Peppermint Martini’s seemed like a good festive idea, but they taste like stale candy canes...

Dec 14th

Blueberry flavored things FTW

Dec 14th

Is that really your hair? Or did you grow out your eye brows and comb them up?

Dec 14th

Did you know that the United States and New Zealand are the only countries allowed to advertise...

Dec 14th

I can barely stay awake my eyes are struggling to stay open but I’m still creepin facebook?...

Dec 14th

Hello new phone. You look just like my old phone who looked just like my phone before that.

Dec 13th

This man blew a pound of snot in his hanky then shoved it in his pocket.I dont see y he has to carry...

Dec 13th

My sister’s face smells good. I told her that and she said that was a weird compliment

Dec 13th

When I asked my dad what color he likes to see my mom wear his response was “naked”

Dec 12th

My professors last name is Gross… That’s disgusting

Dec 11th

Dear missing book that I need right now because I have a final paper due on you tomorrow, this is...

Dec 11th

Drinking more coffee cause I am never going to sleep.

Dec 11th

Have you ever shivered while peeing? That’s the feeling I get when you talk.

Dec 10th

Does anyone use AIM profiles anymore? I forgot about them entirely.

Dec 10th

Dunkin Donuts gave me a free calender…this is sad but I think I’m actually going to use...

Dec 10th

Some of my biffles

Dec 10th

I feel like doing gymnastics. Let’s go.

Dec 10th

I’m drinking coffee, tomato soup, and raspberry ice tea. No joke. They call me the liquid...

Dec 10th

All this HW is making me bitter, I’m starting to resent my friend who aren’t doing any.

Dec 10th

Sick of cookies…I’m craving a cucumber.

Dec 10th

I’m about to eat an entire box of Girl Scout cookies and drink an entire pot of coffee

Dec 9th

I have decided to boycott golf.

Dec 9th

I wouldn’t hold my breath if i were you, you’ll just hurt your chest and your face will...

Dec 9th

I totally forgot that the Smashing Pumpkins were at my school tonight. Dang it.

Dec 9th

Your apartment can’t talk so it’s safe with your secrets

Dec 9th

I hate this.

Dec 9th

I’m not going to sleep until Christmas.

Dec 8th

When the cashier at Dunkin Donuts told me my total was $2.11 I honestly thought she said “Do...

Dec 8th

Clicking “wall-to-wall” on facebook is about as stalkerish as it gets. I know...

Dec 8th

I love snowmen. They poop marshmellows

Dec 7th

4 girls sleeping in one room. My room.

Dec 7th

Tmobile’s attempt to troubleshoot my phone, “When you shake it for 10 seconds does the...

Dec 6th

Homework or a computer covered in gummy bears? www.whatsthatblog.com

Dec 6th

I’m so good at doing my homework

Dec 6th

Roommate and I both just peed a little cause we’re laughing so hard at the fact that I just...

Dec 6th

Guy Talk

Dec 5th

I would take all that nothing over nothing at all

Dec 5th

I worry about my sister.Everyday she twitters about how bad she is at parking &how often she...

Dec 4th

I can’t stop staring at it.. Is it a guy? A girl? Should I follow this person and see what...

Dec 4th

My professor stops talking when the el goes by, waits for it to pass, then continues teaching. This...

Dec 4th

I miss you all the time but I’m blocking it out

Dec 4th

Major creep alert.

Dec 4th

Be aware of what you are deathly allergic to.

Dec 4th

I love music when it’s so loud it vibrates my entire body

Dec 4th

There’s something really weird about watchin an old guy head bang on a keyboard

Dec 4th

It’s awkward and it’s silent

Dec 3rd

Girl next to me is wearing the same ring as me on the same finger. It looks better on me.. She has...

Dec 3rd

When someone offers me an extra shot of espresso on the house either that person is real nice or I...

Dec 3rd

My roommates voice is like a combo of Fergie and Jesus

Dec 3rd

….the dream is over the tickets are on the expensive side of the radar

Dec 3rd

Smashing Pumpkins coming to my school? I must be dreaming.

Dec 3rd

Roommates boyfriend: “Be careful I smell like poop” who would admit that?

Dec 3rd

Sometimes I want a complete stranger to walk up and punch you in the face then walk away.

Dec 3rd

My professor has a terrible case of lumpy sweater. He might look a little stupid because of it.

Dec 2nd

My math class makes me wish I carried a flask around with me.

Dec 2nd

Roommate: “What is it with the men in my life wanting to be women?”

Dec 2nd

I’ve gone this entire semester not knowing if the person sitting in the corner of my math...

Dec 2nd

Either the teacher is late or the class was canceled and the 6 people who showed up missed the memo.

Dec 2nd

Santa just gave me a Starbucks gift card. Well, a man on the street dressed as Santa did anyway....

Dec 2nd

I swear to god i just saw Ugly Betty’s ulgy twin sister

Dec 2nd

Selfish Butt-head

Dec 1st

Roommate and I just dramatically yelled “GUT BUSTING” at the same time…unplanned.

Dec 1st

I somehow managed to get myself stuck in a revolving door.

Dec 1st