Buongiorno Principessa!

I love the gruber family

Nov 1st

Dear conductor, sorry I had to run to the train station and didn’t have time to buy a ticket...

Oct 30th

Great. Someone just asked me where I go to highschool. How can I make myself look my age?

Oct 30th

Just saw a girl reading a book called “virginity or death” talk about dramatic title

Oct 30th

This week is creeper week

Oct 29th

Apparently I’m stressed. I have hives.

Oct 29th

I’m not lovin you the way I wanted to.

Oct 29th

I wish he knew how much I want to say it.

Oct 29th

Great I spilled a green smoothie all over my keyboard.. It looks like someone had a booger problem...

Oct 28th

This weekend I…

Oct 28th

Real bear hugs are often fatel

Oct 28th

Guess how many hours of sleep I got..I’ll give you a hint, it’s less than three.

Oct 27th

The heat in my apt is broken and won’t be fixed til morning I am so freaking cold

Oct 27th

Just give me your credit card

Oct 26th

If you think it’s impossible to dislocate your thumb while peeing, you are wrong

Oct 26th

I’ve never almost puked, peed, and cried all at the same time..all because I was laughing so...

Oct 26th

Courtney, “I learned alot of gross things about my body in the bathroom”

Oct 26th

go to bed at 6:30am and wake up at 1pm? Yea.

Oct 25th

Courtney, “Isn’t that scare cherry?” what she meant to say, “isn’t...

Oct 25th

Someone did my make up for me, I look like a hooker, or a raccoon, or a hooker-raccoon! Ew

Oct 25th

I am pretty sure I just got electrocuted by an escalator

Oct 25th

It’s sad when you see a pricetag and you think it says $10 when actually it says $100

Oct 25th

Fall sleep on a wooden bench in a crowed room full of strangers. Check.

Oct 24th

There was an angel on the street.. He gave me andeveryone else free coffee

Oct 24th

Naked on the train!

Oct 23rd

I love it when my stomach is sore from laughing so hard the day before.

Oct 23rd

The fire alarm goes off so often that if there was a real fire no one would beleive it

Oct 23rd

Roommate just said, “It has a candy coating, I sucked it off today!”

Oct 23rd

I am worried for the life of the man handing out free chocolate.. The woman are killing eachother to...

Oct 22nd

Ok I take that back. This store is a maze that I can’t find my way out of.

Oct 22nd

Greenpeace just sucked me in for a twenty min convo. I signed up for a mailing list.. Why? Cause I...

Oct 22nd

I hate to say it because I love Marshall Fields but.. Macy’s is awesome

Oct 22nd

Move the Rug

Oct 22nd

I got a ticket to my homecoming dance.. My school doesn’t have a football team. Something...

Oct 21st

If you are interested in time travel, meet me last Thursday

Oct 21st

Just in case anyone is wondering.. My feet are freezing. I know some of you were dying to know that

Oct 20th

I think I know why I don’t like my monkey face teacher, she talks to us like we are stupid and...

Oct 20th

Dear lady with the perfectly healthy legs that chose to use to the elevator to go DOWN ONE floor,...

Oct 20th

There are certain mirrors.. I don’t know what it is about them.. But I look fantastic in them

Oct 20th

Make a statement, put raccoons in someones...

Oct 20th

My roommate is a poo poo head

Oct 20th

Do it. Do it do it real good.

Oct 20th

My neck is totally swollen right now

Oct 19th

Shaking violently cause it’s so cold

Oct 19th

Just met and shook hands with a guy who had what appeared to be blood on his shirt

Oct 19th

Just said to me, “I knew you were in the room because you always smell so good”

Oct 19th

I asked my sister not to text and drive. Her response?”it’s don’t worry about...

Oct 19th

Me, “he didn’t flirt back” my sister, “that’s because you’re...

Oct 19th

Just kiddin.. We had tickets on hold for us.. Phew

Oct 19th

Slight problem.. The play I drove 2 and a half hours to see is sold out..

Oct 19th

I have a weird habit of putting bobby pins on my lips and mouth area.

Oct 18th

I AM SO EXCITED! I get to see @trippinforyou TODAY!!!!! I love love love love her

Oct 18th

Oy I need a cup of coffee and the coffee machine is out of service.

Oct 18th

Whoa, I haven’t driven in a while..

Oct 17th

I like to lollipop kiss

Oct 17th

wow 11 days since my last blog update? I write posts, I just never publish them. I promise to be...

Oct 17th

Mates of State might be my new favorite band.

Oct 17th

grumble

Oct 17th

All my pictures, ringtones, and who knows what else are missing :(

Oct 16th

New phone! Text me!

Oct 16th

Compulsively checking my voicemail only to hear “You have no messages” every time.

Oct 16th

I never realized how addicted to texting I was until the screen on my phone broke. It’s still...

Oct 16th

It took me ten minutes to put on one sock then I spill coffee everywhere and I’m having a kit...

Oct 16th

sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

Oct 15th

It’s Wednesday and still no phone. Should have it by tomorrow, no text tweets til then.

Oct 15th

Until Wednesday there won’t be any text tweets :( tragic I know..

Oct 14th

I broke the screen on my phone. Sad sad sad.

Oct 13th

I would never play the tuba because I’d never want to carry a tuba

Oct 13th

rself some space.. Not for her but for you.

Oct 13th

The internet being down right now is actually forcing me to be productive.

Oct 13th

Lola (my ipod shuffle) has been brutally scratched. Today is a sad day.

Oct 13th

The bus I’m on is boring.If I had an iphone it’d be better.The plan is to convince the...

Oct 13th

This green doesn’t match the other green. Too much bad green.

Oct 13th

Haha I bought myself a lollypop. Didn’t realize it was an extra large blow pop.. This tasty...

Oct 12th

Mmm new headphones.

Oct 12th

Seriously it is almost uncomfortable how big this blow pop is.

Oct 12th

Of course I have hives on my leg the day I decide to wear a skirt.. Oh and they itch it’s...

Oct 12th

I am the only person I know that can finish off an entire jar of salsa in one sitting…

Oct 12th

I just want you near me like you are now for good

Oct 12th

When I asked boyfriend to pick a flower for me his response was, “I don’t know...

Oct 12th

Some girls shouldn’t wear heels. The woman in front of me looks like she’s limping. And...

Oct 12th

I spilled pink slurpee on my white skirt. Hot.

Oct 12th

I think you’d have to pay a prostitute more to do less

Oct 11th

You are a thief of joy

Oct 11th

I feel like I’ve gained weight But today I was able to fit into jeans I couldn’t fit...

Oct 10th

I think I’m sitting next to a statue. This man hasn’t even flinched and I swear hes not...

Oct 10th

I haven’t seen boyfriend since August 24 and I get so see him tomorrow I would say I’m...

Oct 10th

The man in front of me was so tall and my little legs were so tired I was tempted to jump on his...

Oct 10th

My sister got carded buying skittles

Oct 10th

over heard roommate on the phone,”I’ll keep that in mind when I valet my car in...

Oct 9th

Spilled an entire pixie stick on my crotch. I am sugar crotch.

Oct 9th

I feel like I got punched in the boob…the right boob

Oct 8th

Choking/ coughing on my own spit in the middle of class while we are trying to do a book discussion.

Oct 8th

Applied for a job. Check.

Oct 8th

Harvest moon ftw!

Oct 8th

Spore for the DS? I want.

Oct 8th

I’m sporting my adorable fail whale tshirt! The best part is I have whales on my underwear too

Oct 8th

When I look at my professor I think monkey face.. I can’t help it. She can’t help it...

Oct 8th

My boyfriend is really smart

Oct 8th

I want a giant sparkly rubix cube.

Oct 8th

my biggest pet peeve is who people answer the phone while in the bathroom.Do u really need to have...

Oct 8th

Dear man wearing a belly shirt, you are nice and all did you run out of fabric? I’ll loan you...

Oct 8th

The Stunt Man

Oct 6th

I promise I won’t post this on facebook.

Oct 5th

Oct 5th

If you were to ask my boyfriend what we have in common he would say, “coffee, olympics, music,...

Oct 4th

I’m in love with this weather and I’m in love with my face lotion and I’m in love...

Oct 4th

I’m sticky and I smell funny. No more taking free samples.

Oct 4th

Cowboys just got on the train. They must be bad cowboys because cowboys don’t ride trains

Oct 4th

Excuse me sir don’t poop on the train. I’m going to have to ask you to leave for...

Oct 4th

Apparantly @caseyjm doesn’t know how to properly use office supplies. Someone should teach him

Oct 3rd

Someone actually stole my seat behind a pole.

Oct 3rd

UPS man pushing a cart full of large boxes just dropped them all while saying “hey hot...

Oct 3rd

Woo my work has a coffee machine now!

Oct 3rd

The only way you could be more important to me is if you had a kit kat growing out of your head

Oct 2nd

I just called one of my roommates “baby” we both agreed it was weird and it...

Oct 2nd

My professor is standing like captain morgan. For some reason I felt the need to twitter that.

Oct 2nd

Drinking coffee isn’t working.. I am that tired.

Oct 2nd

Ewww someone did something gross, like grosser than gross, and left it on the bathroom floor

Oct 2nd

I met a Korean girl and she took pictures of me and my roommates.

Oct 2nd