Buongiorno Principessa!

I don’t know where you are, but you’ve been there for too long

Dec 1st

I used the Bible today. Sure I used it to as a hammer while trying to put together a table but, I...

Dec 1st

105 Middle schoolers, a broken nose, ten stitches, a bite mark from a child, a cake fight, a lost...

Dec 1st

I can’t believe this but, I want the juicy sweat pants. What does that say about me?

Nov 30th

Sweat pants with word “juicy” printed on the rear end = $180. Apparently it’s...

Nov 30th

New personal best score for one word: Reiving, 91 points

Nov 29th

The man living in the woods appears to have moved on and moved out.

Nov 29th

Present for mutant

Nov 29th

Late last night my younger sister called the cops frantically telling them there was a body on the...

Nov 28th

What is with all of there automatic doors not opening automatically for me but they work fine for...

Nov 28th

I don’t like when I call someone just to get put on hold right away. then when that person...

Nov 28th

Where did my mutant run off to?

Nov 28th

Apparently Hattie is a girls name. I can put that on my never name your kids list.

Nov 27th

I have a break and no one to talk to and tell my stories to.

Nov 27th

Tip for college students: don’t try to prove your professor wrong in mid lecture then yell...

Nov 27th

I have never seen such a pretty person make such an ugly face. It’s so bad I wish I had my...

Nov 27th

Pee on the toilet seat? Come ladies I expect that from four year old boys but not a grown woman. How...

Nov 26th

It’s awkward when a man almost three times my age says, “Wow, you’re looking...

Nov 26th

While trying to type Megabus.com I made a typo and typed “Megabust.com” Huge difference...

Nov 25th

Write me a letter and don’t leave out the words.

Nov 25th

Walking around in a bathrobe drinking out of a bottle makes me feel like a drunk. Even if it is just...

Nov 23rd

You are a block of wood

Nov 23rd

My crazy old aunt looking at a picture, “That’s a face” My sister corrects her,...

Nov 22nd

My crazy old aunt thinks my boyfriend is lucky. She invited him to attend bingo night with her. She...

Nov 22nd

I did it. Two thanksgiving dinners with room for pie. I am the thanksgiving champion

Nov 22nd

About to have another thanks dinner… Round two

Nov 22nd

It might look pretty but this is the worst snow I have ever encountered.

Nov 21st

Snow!

Nov 21st

The first song does my least favorite thing. You think the song is over then outta nowhere the song...

Nov 21st

I am well on my way to becoming a sedge expert, my teacher told me so.

Nov 20th

I pretty much don’t like the movie I am currently watching

Nov 20th

Subtitles are needed. A movie shouldn’t be mostly in english but have foreign speaking parties...

Nov 20th

Gunther fell off.

Nov 19th

Pumpkin cheese cake. Enough said

Nov 18th

I am enjoying my dinner in a giant pie.

Nov 18th

We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong remembered for ever like shoo bop...

Nov 17th

Looks like it’s just you and me Gunther

Nov 17th

Gunther looks really pale, I don’t think he is going to make it.

Nov 17th

You may not be a horse but you can carry me

Nov 16th

I have never been more full in my life.

Nov 16th

How much money do you need? Me: “Maximum”

Nov 16th

Blinking: It’s 11am you’re in biology and you’re drunk. smart, real smart.

Nov 15th

Blinking: Just watch me

Nov 14th

Blinking: I’m wondering why my toothpaste was so warm today

Nov 14th

Blinking: I did it!

Nov 12th

Blinking: A special someone misses her special someone even more then he misses her.

Nov 11th

Blinking: The white skirt has be located. Don’t worry folks, you can stop searching.

Nov 10th

Blinking: Goodbye chocolates

Nov 8th

Blinking: I just saw a grown woman slap a ten year old. Something isn’t right here

Nov 7th

Blinking: Hey remember that time we decided to kiss every where except the mouth

Nov 7th

Blinking: The boobs on the woman walking next to me are about to pop out of that shirt which appears...

Nov 7th

Blinking: A 35 Year old woman comes into work wearing heely’s, butterfly clips and bows in her...

Nov 7th

Blinking: There aren’t my pants

Nov 7th

Blinking: Two can play this game

Nov 7th

Blinking: I got a bad feeling about this

Nov 7th

Blinking: Silly girl next to me is wearing her bobby pins upside down.

Nov 6th

Blinking: Why do people talk on the phone while in a public bathroom. It seems like the absolute...

Nov 6th

Blinking: Everybody is honk happy

Nov 6th

Blinking: The new Angels and Airwaves cd gets an A+

Nov 6th

Blinking: Wind is the worst

Nov 5th

Blinking: So my voice came back but I think I liked it better when it was raspy. I’m...

Nov 5th

Blinking: Morning routine. I always start off with a large cup of coffee and a quick game of...

Nov 5th

Blinking: Leopard.

Nov 4th

Blinking: Find the smallest university ever. Check. It’s smaller than my high school…And...

Nov 4th

Blinking: Aww

Nov 4th

Blinking: I figured it out! It smells like dirty feet soaked in rotten mac and cheese.

Nov 4th

Blinking: Drive through the smelliest state in the US. Check.

Nov 4th

Blinking: This play list rocks

Nov 4th

Blinking: One very flattering mirror. Check.

Nov 4th

Blinking: Don’t worry be happy

Nov 4th

Blinking: Find the smallest bathroom stall in the world. Check.

Nov 3rd

Blinking: One meditating man in a public place. Check.

Nov 3rd

Blinking: Are we there yet?

Nov 2nd

Blinking: And we’re off…

Nov 2nd