Buongiorno Principessa!

Blinking: My sister eats waffles in the shower. I just felt that needed to be documented. (via...

Oct 31st

Blinking: Some people wear perfume that makes me cringe (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 31st

Blinking: I just looked down at my alphabet soup and it said “oy” I smiled because it...

Oct 31st

Blinking: I have become a victim of sweaty hands. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 31st

Blinking: New very sexy bra with matching underwear! (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 31st

Blinking: Ditching class today… (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 31st

Blinking: Oh man I need an iPhone right now so I can check web Md (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 30th

Blinking: I think about you all the time, you’re so addictive (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 30th

Blinking: Sometimes I wish you would keep your phone on (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 30th

Blinking: Why am I sitting in an empty classroom? It’s kind of spooky (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 30th

Blinking: Three three three three three! (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 30th

Blinking: Freaking four days! (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 29th

Blinking: There is a pulse in my arm and its freaking me out (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 29th

Blinking: I am a net (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 26th

Blinking: Shuffling before bed. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 26th

Blinking: Ok so there is hope for my hand… very little but it’s something (via Twitter...

Oct 25th

Blinking: Ouch. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 25th

Blinking: My hand… Its throbbing.. I actually swore in front of children. Luckily they...

Oct 25th

Blinking: New shoes for Annette (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 25th

Blinking: Struggling to stay awake… Hopefully this black tea does the trick (via Twitter /...

Oct 25th

Silly Old Bear

Pooh Bear stretched out a paw, and Rabbit pulled and pulled and pulled…. “0w!” cried...

Oct 25th

Blinking: It’s official I have a problem, I stole the candy. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 24th

Blinking: I think I have a problem, I am having a strong urge to steal candy from a woman I work...

Oct 24th

Blinking: Mit must be on a diet, he did not eat anything today. Not even boogers, which happen to be...

Oct 24th

Blinking: I am really digging my alarm clock (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 24th

Blinking: It is nice knowing that at any time during my nights sleep I can just reach over and have...

Oct 24th

Blinking: Why does it look like there is a bear driving the car next to me? (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 23rd

Blinking: I just watched toad porn. It is just as disgusting as it sounds. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 23rd

Blinking: Almost died on the way to class, nobody seems to know how to drive. (via Twitter /...

Oct 23rd

Blinking: My yard has an intense rotten smell, I am not a fan. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 23rd

Blinking: I am pretty sure I just experienced the softest toilet paper in the world. (via Twitter /...

Oct 23rd

Blinking: I might be addicted to Scrabble (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 22nd

Blinking: My tooth brush has a brand new outfit. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 22nd

Blinking: Clean keyboards and an empty inbox. Today is a good day (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 22nd

Blinking: This is the best Jamba in the world (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 21st

Oxyphenbutazone

I just felt that this needed to be documented. As someone who loves the game of Scrabble I am...

Oct 21st

Blinking: Pour some sugar on me (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 20th

Blinking: Bringing home biscotti (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 20th

Blinking: Dear Self, I promise to never deprive you of coffee again That was very unconsiderate of...

Oct 20th

Blinking: I find it annoying when people say “get well” I mean if I could do that, I...

Oct 20th

Blinking: I am on my way up north. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 19th

Blinking: The chocolate store has a very creepy thumping sound coming from the wall. Maybe it is...

Oct 18th

Blinking: Goodnight little chocolates. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 18th

Blinking: The little man that lives inside my brain must be rearranging his furniture. (via Twitter...

Oct 18th

Blinking: Watch out, if you leave the chalk out someone will tape it to the table then call CSI to...

Oct 18th

Blinking: Who left the chalk out? (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 18th

Blinking: Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I have a hard time asking my professor a question...

Oct 18th

Blinking: Mr. Myspace creep just walked in wearing a shirt so ripped up I can see his nipples....

Oct 18th

Blinking: I just dreamt that I had a very rude but adorable 2 year old girl. She walked up to a man...

Oct 18th

Blinking: I’m going to save this 300lbs, nose-picking, obnoxiously rude man from embarrassment...

Oct 17th

Blinking: I am having some toffee with my coffee (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 17th

Blinking: You rock mine even more (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 16th

Blinking: I never thought I would ever meet someone with such an unhealthy obsession with lemurs...

Oct 16th

Blinking: Mmm I love new hoodies. So soft. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 16th

Blinking: Things that I think are cool are not cool. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 16th

Hey There Big Guy!

Take a moment to look at these abnormally large animals. This photo does not do the shark justice,...

Oct 16th

Blinking: I am the one wearing giant boyfriend clothes that aren’t even close to my size but I...

Oct 16th

Blinking: My boyfriend thinks I’m pretty cool, he is pretty cool too. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 16th

Blinking: Its time I forget the past and just learn to love what I have (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 15th

Blinking: Before today I never feared the water pressure in the shower would be so strong it cold...

Oct 15th

Blinking: Just because the main ride is shut down, doesn’t mean the whole park is closed (via...

Oct 14th

Blinking: I don’t want this night to end. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 13th

Blinking: I thought my boyfriend really liked me, then he picked up an iPhone. It was love at first...

Oct 13th

Blinking: Slowest bank ever. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 12th

Blinking: My boyfriends back and you’re gonna be in trouble, hey la, hey la my boyfriends back...

Oct 12th

Blinking: Where is my boyfriend? (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 11th

Blinking: Do you ever get so excited you can’t eat? (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 11th

Blinking: It is going to work out. It just has to (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 10th

Blinking: I am giving the cappuccino another try (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 10th

Blinking: I will accomplish my goals. Just watch me (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 10th

Blinking: The prairie dogs are doing a rain dance and google images suck (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 9th

Blinking: The dude with almost no hair keeps a comb behind his ear so he can comb it during class...

Oct 9th

Blinking: My place of work is such a mess. I am so sick of no one cleaning up after themselves (via...

Oct 8th

Blinking: I did a yucky job (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 8th

Blinking: The history of love smells nice (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 8th

Blinking: I’m so hot right now (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 6th

Blinking: If only I had the 100 ways bra…Getting dressed would be a whole lot easier right now...

Oct 6th

Blinking: In that moment he held his own hand pretending he was holding hers (via Twitter /...

Oct 6th

Blinking: Dress shopping is so stressful! Do I want to be cute, practical, or sexy? (via Twitter /...

Oct 5th

Blinking: More reasons than twenty to two (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 5th

Blinking: The girl that always looks suprised because of over plucking just dyed her hair. Now she...

Oct 4th

Blinking: I love my purple pen (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 4th

Blinking: The average person throws away 4.6 lbs. of garbage a day. (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 4th

Blinking: This girl loves her belly shirts. Too bad we are in class at school not in a club (via...

Oct 4th

Blinking: You were in my dream (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 4th

Blinking: Heffalumps and woozels (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 3rd

Blinking: I have the BEST roommate (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 3rd

Blinking: My boyfriend is the back of my mind (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 3rd

Blinking: When you turn your car on does it do the same for you? (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 3rd

Swiss Family Robinson (via Photos from Blinkers)

Oct 3rd

The Famous Barn (via Photos from Blinkers)

Oct 3rd

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Oct 3rd

Blinking: Lay with me, I could use the company (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 2nd

Blinking: I have just been circle beaten by a bunch of seven year olds (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 2nd

Blinking: Slugs are like boogers (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 2nd

Blinking: I miss Mrs. Robinson (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 2nd

Blinking: Larger people should not wear belly shirts. And nobody should year a belly shirt to class,...

Oct 2nd

Ready to explode (via Photos from Blinkers)

Oct 1st

Oh Deer (via Photos from Blinkers)

Oct 1st

Blinking: I got new sheets for my bed. They are in such a good mood all the time its incredible (via...

Oct 1st

Blinking: I smell play-doh (via Twitter / Blinking)

Oct 1st

Use Me

Hello people of the world, I am a trash can that sits in the park. I serve only one purpose,...

Oct 1st