October 2011
I got a new iPod with my favorite Steve Jobs quote. http://t.co/33oUtN9U
I’m glad someone thinks so. http://t.co/hdSUwpgu
September 2011
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August 2011
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May 2011
Here’s a new one, a drunk priest just gave me his phone number. #theresafirsttimeforeverything
There’s a carrot in my fries! #sneakyvegtables http://t.co/kKUZHez
Sellin food to strangers.
Stubborn puppy hates the stairs. http://instagr.am/p/EI8bu/
Just broke my own personal record for most points scored in one turn. #WWF http://t.co/5g5tMHl
April 2011
Rastafarian: “when you get married I want to be the groom” New life plan: move to the caribbean.
Watermelon sour patch kids and beer. #mmm
I feel awesome and awful at the same time. #emotionaltweet
Getting my pedicure on! I pick the color based on the name of the polish. Today’s pick: pink sangria.
Want bigger boobs? No problem! I am
Embarrassed for this girl. #wtf http://t.co/y9XIFHe
January 2011
I’ve never wanted to spit in someones food before… I’m not gonna start now but man am I tempted. #peoplesuck
Having an iPhone is ruining what could be a productive day.
Let’s talk about what’s really important here, there’s a rodent in Rosey’s car.
I wore my underwear inside out all day by accident.
Happy new background for my phone. Makes me smile every time. (brought to you by elephant and piggy) http://yfrog.com/h2gbqecj
Best birthday present. Get it? My name is Annette like a net! Given to me by my lovely students. http://yfrog.com/h0lpvbij
September 2010
Um seriously… What is going in with this shirt? http://yfrog.com/5920azj
I have a friend and it’s an earthworm. Sometimes when it rains it comes out and we talk about our day.
I’m really old-school… I bring my electronics in the shower with me.
Fall down a moving escalator? Check.
I have yet to name my new little birthday penguin (thanks @trippinforyou) any suggestions? http://yfrog.com/ngjqocj
Why is my TiVo recording a Spanish soap opera?
Disturbing image of the day: Large lady on the train stood up but her pants went all the way down. #grannypanties
Running to catch a train should be my job. I do it every day.
I. Must. Have. These.
Why must I a typical girl with a shoe addiction? I wish I was addicted to something free. http://yfrog.com/n2kr1kj
so lets be addicted to shoes, coffee, and wine, but in a coffee, shoes, and wine order -@trippinforyou
I feel like a little kid in a Halloween costume when I wear one of my teacher outfits.
I seriously just slapped the window on a train because I thought there was a big bug on it. It was an airplane in the sky outside.
Old guy on the train: “I’m at the point in my life where I over indulge myself.” thats nice dude but its 6am.
It’s unnerving to see my name scratched on the wall of a public bathroom. Only my first name but seriously how many Annettes do you know?
“I don’t think you realize I can knee a midget in the face” @michaelbmccann
My little rockstar… http://yfrog.us/2oeaiz
Five year old nephew: “I think you are growing backwards. You are gonna be a baby someday”
I have accepted the fact that bikes get stolen so every time I lock mine up outside I say a little goodbye to Boone. (my bikes name)
Say goodbye to @blinking and say hello to my new username @Annette! Don’t fret, you don’t need to do anything twitter took care of it.
I have an unexplainable urge to jump on someones back when they are much taller than me. I imagine it would feel like climbing a mountain.
You know that feeling when you are about to get on a roller coaster? I feel like that now.
Ever feel like someone is trying to read your mind? Do what I do and start thinking of nonsense and gibberish until they lose interest.
Playing UNO with a four year old. He legitimately beat me. Twice.
I’m over smartboards.
August 2010
If I had a disorder I’d want the chronic enthusiasm disorder. I have a feeling no one would invite me anywhere.
I just got hit by a bike. That’s a first.
I want it to rain so that I can wear my sweet rainboots without looking silly. I might just wear them anyway..