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2008

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2007

December 53

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August 65

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January 1

It’s days like today that I’m embarassed to be myself.

New sign located on my bathroom door! I’m Liking it. http://yfrog.com/16ab3vj

Boy: “your eyes remind me of a Siamese cat” Me: ” ….Thanks?”

Place hands under hand dryer and receive bacon. http://yfrog.com/0sdpnj

7 year old Matthew’s thoughts about our...

Matt wants to BBM my mom. This is all sorts of inappropriate.

My roommate just got off the phone with Rob, which is so much cooler than you realize.

You know you have a problem when someone says to you “Why hello my little coffee crack...

In Trenton New Jersey it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.

Just saw my own shadow and screamed…This isn’t the first time this has happened

I found a penguin in a bowl http://yfrog.com/16cnjmj

Last night I let a 7yr old girl color on my arms with markers.Now people are looking at me like...

People with ten speed bikes that choose the lowest speed possible look ridiculous when peddling...

Taking a tour of the city I live in. This is awesome. http://yfrog.com/0e8dtj

Willis tower. This is bullshit. http://yfrog.com/0jwo5ij

The guitar player from the band Keane just waved at us. I love my life

Hugo: ” I’m going to a horn party” Me: “there is such a thing as a horn...

Well there you go you got yourself a one legged boyfriend!!

I love @trippinforyou more than sweatpants. I love that when we met 18yrs ago she tackled me &...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMANDA!

Overhead: ” that’s how you get into a girls pants, you talk about the war in Iraq”

I’m pretty sure I just drank windex

Sunday=recovery day. Relaxing with face masks and peaceful music. I wish we had cucumbers for our...

Sometimes I wish Google Maps had a “Avoid the ghetto” option

He said, “I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it”...

And now I’m at a German festival. How random, I love my life

I love my life! Riding around the city in s freaking limo!!

The Big Scary “L” Word.

Did I just say “reg snick”? Yea it happens.

I just stepped on a tac and a cheerio simultaneously. Good times.

Have you ever wanted to dump spaghetti on a professor before? I know I have.

Words really can’t describe the band I’m listening to right now. So I’ll just you...

My life is a double stuffed Oreo

Courtney has three bump-its in her hair right now. I felt that needed to be said.

Overhead: “the best place to have sex is on the dryer, but not if it’s off then...

I said “Love you” by mistake and he laughed. Ugh.

Overhead: “this mint tastes like urinal wafers”

I just introduced myself as Courtney by mistake. Good one.

In Chicago it is illegal to go fishing while wearing pajamas

there is an awkward girl walking around the classroom as of she’s lost and looking at the...

In Kentucky it’s illegal to remarry the same man four times.

I just did something so gross I don’t even think I can talk about it.

Today’s back to school song is “We’re going to be friends” by The White...

Overheard: ” is my little sister taking accordian lessons??”