Buongiorno Principessa!

Jul
6th

Mon

Little Kid Scoop

Summer has kept me busy and away from my blog, for that I apologize. I’ll give you a little kid scoop to satisfy your whatsthatblog needs.

-I got a new wallet from Vera Bradley that I am going…

Jul
5th

Sun

In Kentucky they think people in Chicago walk around wearing leather pants with a leather shirt and pizza in their hand.

OH: “he got bored one day and started shooting his cats with a bow and arrows”

OH: “I woke up to find my daughter painting the entire hallway… With her poop”

Wrinkly old lady with drawn-on eyebrows and a bee on her head walked up to the car window leaned in and told us she found a vibrator

I got a new Wallet. It’s so practical it kills me. I just wanna hug it.

Jul
3rd

Fri

So I’m in Kentucky but I really want to bust out singing, “Oklahoma”

I might have kicked boyfriend in the face. Our relationship is now apparently abusive, very abusive.

I have 520 friends on facebook but my highlights always has Courtney Smith at the top, always, no matter what. It’s kind of ridiculous.

Jul
2nd

Thu

OH: ” I think I just accidently had cyber sex…and I didn’t want to”